☮ 003 ((video))

[delincuente]

Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Paisley
When: Evening of 6/22

[Alex is hanging out in the galley, her socked feet propped up on the table and a glass of soda in one hand, when she switches on the video feed. Her little boom box is sitting next to her, quietly playing another traditional Earth hymn to the god Bill Murray. Enjoy that, floots.]

So. Last night as a teenager.

[She takes a sip of soda, and pauses for a second, wondering if she's about to burp.

False alarm.] What kind of reckless, immature shenanigans should I get up to before the big 2-0 gets here?

[She turns up R. Kelly, and starts singing along as she waits for a reply. What a jammin' birthday.]

Comments

[delincuente]

Oh. Yeah. Guilty as charged.

[She pulls her wand out of her boot - green and shiny, with a red orb on one end.]

Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't have a beard or a pointy hat. I can, however, put one on if you want.

[feathery]

The important question here is which one is more magical. Then you pick that one. I'm betting on the beard, for the record.

[delincuente]

Oh, the beard, definitely. I don't even have a wand, I just kind of tickle people with the beard to cast spells.

[feathery]

So the thing you're holding is really a fancy swizzle stick, huh.

[delincuente]

Yeah that's basically all it does. Also makes a pretty sick backscratcher.

[feathery]

Does it light up.

[delincuente]

[She gives it a little flick and the orb glows, illuminating her face green.]

A little, yeah.

[feathery]

Hell yeah. A backscratcher's not legit without a little Christmas touch.

[delincuente]

Yeah, and this way you can do it in the dark without poking anyone's eyes out. See, wizards come up with the best ideas.