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driftfleet2015-06-23 09:33 pm
preformthisneigh) wrote in driftfleet2015-06-23 09:33 pm
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🎂 001 The Saga Begins
Who: Cheese Sandwich and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Right now!
[It takes a lot to worry an Equestrian. Given the fact their country faces some sort of horrendous attack once every few months, they've become rather used to the unexpected dropping upon them from great heights. As such, when the little tan pony hops out of bed, he doesn't look worried, but he does look a tad confused.
The last thing he remembers is seeing the magical rainbow all the way across the sky (it was so intense) and now, suddenly, there is space. He pulls a rubber chicken out of seemingly nowhere, plopping it on his back, before starting to walk over to the window, his hooves clip-clopping against the metal floor as he glances around his surroundings.]
Okaaaay. This is new. Where the hay are we?
[He rests a forehoof against the window once he arrives at it, peering out into the vast nothingness. He remembers another place, that wasn't Equestria, and was prone to fits of magical strangeness. He puts two and two together to make five. When he speaks again, it's a little louder, as if addressing an invisible audience, which he thinks he is.]
Hey, everypony. Did the castle turn into space while I was away?
[He wanders away from the window, seeking out his journal. He pays the communicator no mind for now, the thing he's looking for is distinctly more book-shaped.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva
When: Right now!
[It takes a lot to worry an Equestrian. Given the fact their country faces some sort of horrendous attack once every few months, they've become rather used to the unexpected dropping upon them from great heights. As such, when the little tan pony hops out of bed, he doesn't look worried, but he does look a tad confused.
The last thing he remembers is seeing the magical rainbow all the way across the sky (it was so intense) and now, suddenly, there is space. He pulls a rubber chicken out of seemingly nowhere, plopping it on his back, before starting to walk over to the window, his hooves clip-clopping against the metal floor as he glances around his surroundings.]
Okaaaay. This is new. Where the hay are we?
[He rests a forehoof against the window once he arrives at it, peering out into the vast nothingness. He remembers another place, that wasn't Equestria, and was prone to fits of magical strangeness. He puts two and two together to make five. When he speaks again, it's a little louder, as if addressing an invisible audience, which he thinks he is.]
Hey, everypony. Did the castle turn into space while I was away?
[He wanders away from the window, seeking out his journal. He pays the communicator no mind for now, the thing he's looking for is distinctly more book-shaped.]
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Nah, there are the Dragonlands, the Griffon Kingdom, that place waaaaay beyond our borders where the centaurs come from, Yakkistan. There's all kinds of lands with all kinds of creatures living in them. Except humans, I've never, ever seen any humans before I was taken to Paradisa.
It's the most important thing in the universe.
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I think memory is a little more important. And being able to take a punch.
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[He gives a dismissive snort. It sounds just like a horse snort. ]
Memories can fade, and a punch can be dodged. Laughter? That's something that lasts, and it's stronger than anything else. You can climb mountains with laughter.
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People are so afraid of some memories that they try to destroy them.
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[He almost questions it, but there are some choice memories he'd rather forget (like 80% of his foalhood) so the argument dies before he can say it. ]
...I guess. But that makes laughter all the more important, to get anypony through those dark times.
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[Priorities.]
Laughing is definitely important, you're right. I agree with that. [They're just quibbling over number one versus number two, really.]
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It definitely is. Without laughter...the world is a horrible, lonely place.
[He speaks from horrible, lonely experience. ]
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That's for sure.
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What's a DMR? Does it stand fooooor Dancing Magical Rainbow? Or Devilishly Menacing Raccoon? OH OH Or Debonair Mechanical Rhinoceros?
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But mechanical rhinos would be fucking awesome too!
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[He vaguely remembers talk of rifles and such on Paradisa's shooting range, but he never over concerned himself if them. They were resolutely a humanoid thing. ]
You kidding? It's be the BEST. You could make it so people could ride on it. Or joust!
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If we made them in Proles, they'd fly!
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Flying jousting is the best kind of jousting! You should see the Wonderbolts do it, it's super neat!
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Oooh, is that your favorite team? That sounds so cool!
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They're more...uh the areal defenders of Equestria. They protect the country from the air, but they put on flight shows and stuff to keep them sharp when we're not being attacked.
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Oh! I got it. Exhibition squad. That's really cool. Yeah, I used to do that kind of stuff in the Wolves.
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[He's not being sarcastic. Maybe someday he'll need to do just that.]
...I'm guessing these aren't actual wolves, right?
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I'm in--I was in Ghost Wolf Company in the Proles army. So like not Wolves species wise, but we're Wolves. If you get what I mean.
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[Squiinting.] Not really. Unless you're like Timberwolves? But they're...actual wolves, too. Just...timber ones.
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Maybe it's just an army thing. But like... Since that's the company name, that's what we're called, and no one else gets to be a wolf. Other than actual Wolves, but we don't have any of those on my planet, I don't think.
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[He wants FIVE. ]
So the army is really big on animal names is what I'm getting here.