did you know ducks have accents

[idealistic]

Who: SS Wonderduck and anyone visiting!
Broadcast: y/n/m???
Action: heeeell yeeee
When: This past month? Now? idk this is way overdue

[ yes folks, it's another (late) Wonderduck mingle! anything you want to do that involves the best ship in the fleet*, bring it right over here!

*this may or may not be fact ]

Comments

[wilder]

[Well this month was sure...something. Honestly, Kaneis didn't have a lot of strong feelings about the subject of the ill fated ship. Becoming a zombie is absolutely terrible, sure, but...nothing he hasn't seen before, really. ]

[And so apathetically, he can be found in the pilot seat on the ship- his feet up on the dashboard as he pages through yet another trashy novel. Where is he getting these things? Who knows. Either way, it seems like it's pretty unrealistic as he commentates as he reads]

...That would never happen.

[idealistic]

[ Lloyd, meanwhile, had stronger feelings towards the unfortunate circumstances that had happened aboard that ship. they went through something so horrible, and Lloyd just treated them like monsters... granted, there was really no way he could have known they were once intelligent, but the idealistic side of him wins out over the rational side.

really, he should have been looking for a way to fix them rather than kill them without remorse.

so, he's been a little mopier than usual whenever he wasn't trying to fix the ship. he happened to be passing through when he heard Kaneis's voice, and like the nosy little bugger he is, he makes his way over, peeking atound his chair from a good distance away. ]

What would never happen?

[wilder]

Huh?

[He glances up from the book, seeing Lloyd.]

Oh...this book. [He gestures at it] Some vampire guy- apparently been attending school for the past hundred years to keep passing as a teenager or whatever.

Like seriously, who would put themselves through that for a hundred years?

[idealistic]

...A hundred years?

[ yeah, color Lloyd completely baffled. a little freaked out, but mostly baffled. ]

But why? I can't even stand ten years in school, forget a hundred! [ vampire dude, you're not teenagering right ]

[wilder]

No idea- that's why I'm calling BS on it. No way someone would put up with that for a century.

[idealistic]

I sure wouldn't.

[ Genis probably would, considering he could possibly live that long (not like Lloyd can live forever either-- oh wait).

he moves to sit in the captain's chair with a flop, the chair bouncing a little from the impact. ]

Why couldn't he just be some sort of hero or travel around the world or something? That sounds way better for someone who can live a hundred years.

[wilder]

Because he's supposed to meet the main character to fall in love with- a high school girl whose not like other girls! So apparently that happens by him going to school forever?

[idealistic]

That's dumb.

[wilder]

Oh don't get me wrong, it's complete garbage! The whole thing's terrible.

I love it. ♥

[idealistic]

So you just read terrible books like that for fun? [ he can barely understand why people read good books for fun. though he can't help but add on: ]

No wonder why you were always so corny.

[wilder]

Hey. Watch it Lloyd.

Reading trash like this is still a less eye-searing experience than grading your homework. It's probably how I survived through those assignments.

[idealistic]

Hey! [ EXCUSE??? ]

My homework wasn't always that bad!

[wilder]

Oh yeah, that's right.

Sometimes it improved when you cheated off Genis.

[idealistic]

C-come on, even then it wasn't that bad! I still got some answers right on my own!

[ jeeeeeez, Kaneis!! ]

[wilder]

Yes. A depressing amount of them.

[idealistic]

It still counts!

[ WHY ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT HIS HOMEWORK??? ]