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[idealistic]

Who: SS Wonderduck and anyone visiting!
Broadcast: y/n/m???
Action: heeeell yeeee
When: This past month? Now? idk this is way overdue

[ yes folks, it's another (late) Wonderduck mingle! anything you want to do that involves the best ship in the fleet*, bring it right over here!

*this may or may not be fact ]

Comments

[wilder]

Huh?

[He glances up from the book, seeing Lloyd.]

Oh...this book. [He gestures at it] Some vampire guy- apparently been attending school for the past hundred years to keep passing as a teenager or whatever.

Like seriously, who would put themselves through that for a hundred years?

[idealistic]

...A hundred years?

[ yeah, color Lloyd completely baffled. a little freaked out, but mostly baffled. ]

But why? I can't even stand ten years in school, forget a hundred! [ vampire dude, you're not teenagering right ]

[wilder]

No idea- that's why I'm calling BS on it. No way someone would put up with that for a century.

[idealistic]

I sure wouldn't.

[ Genis probably would, considering he could possibly live that long (not like Lloyd can live forever either-- oh wait).

he moves to sit in the captain's chair with a flop, the chair bouncing a little from the impact. ]

Why couldn't he just be some sort of hero or travel around the world or something? That sounds way better for someone who can live a hundred years.

[wilder]

Because he's supposed to meet the main character to fall in love with- a high school girl whose not like other girls! So apparently that happens by him going to school forever?

[idealistic]

That's dumb.

[wilder]

Oh don't get me wrong, it's complete garbage! The whole thing's terrible.

I love it. ♥

[idealistic]

So you just read terrible books like that for fun? [ he can barely understand why people read good books for fun. though he can't help but add on: ]

No wonder why you were always so corny.

[wilder]

Hey. Watch it Lloyd.

Reading trash like this is still a less eye-searing experience than grading your homework. It's probably how I survived through those assignments.

[idealistic]

Hey! [ EXCUSE??? ]

My homework wasn't always that bad!

[wilder]

Oh yeah, that's right.

Sometimes it improved when you cheated off Genis.

[idealistic]

C-come on, even then it wasn't that bad! I still got some answers right on my own!

[ jeeeeeez, Kaneis!! ]

[wilder]

Yes. A depressing amount of them.

[idealistic]

It still counts!

[ WHY ARE THEY EVEN TALKING ABOUT HIS HOMEWORK??? ]