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[demideific]

WHO Itzal Noah / you
BROADCAST Video all over fleet-wide
ACTION On the Wonderduck!
WHEN Shuffle-ish (July 19th)

[ There's a young man on the camera. The video looks impromptu but not accidental where he's found himself in the Wonderduck's bridge. He does not look happy, nor does he seem very confused. Just angry. Indulgently angry in the way only a teenager can be. ]

Hey, chuckleshits! Whoever is running this show should send me back right now before I get ready to pull the whole thing apart. Bygones and bygones and all that shit, as long as you reverse your damn polarity and get me back to Terminus!

Which, what the fuck? You pull me, but Argent gets a fucking pass? How do you guys even decide this? This is not karmic, no way, not if that motherfucker isn't here with me.

[ There's a pause, like he isn't sure what to say next. ]

You're space is all fucked up, too. Not enough stars. You taking us to the ends of the universe or something? Fuck.

Comments

[demideific]

I've got a pretty damn good grasp of them, yeah. My planet was full of fucking idiots who thought pulling in random bozos from other dimensions as free labor was a good idea.

[survives]

[She... needs a moment to process that.]

...What?! [She groans.] Don't tell me that actually worked!

[demideific]

Not for them, but it was a total circus for a couple years. Got what was coming to them in the end.

[survives]

I don't really feel sorry for them... [HUFF.] That must've been awful for all the people they did that to!

[demideific]

Eh, they came and went. The machine wasn't perfect. Some of 'em stuck around the whole time and they got home eventually. Fuckers really didn't know how to deal with their own shit so of course the foreigners didn't do anything useful.