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[demideific]

WHO Itzal Noah / you
BROADCAST Video all over fleet-wide
ACTION On the Wonderduck!
WHEN Shuffle-ish (July 19th)

[ There's a young man on the camera. The video looks impromptu but not accidental where he's found himself in the Wonderduck's bridge. He does not look happy, nor does he seem very confused. Just angry. Indulgently angry in the way only a teenager can be. ]

Hey, chuckleshits! Whoever is running this show should send me back right now before I get ready to pull the whole thing apart. Bygones and bygones and all that shit, as long as you reverse your damn polarity and get me back to Terminus!

Which, what the fuck? You pull me, but Argent gets a fucking pass? How do you guys even decide this? This is not karmic, no way, not if that motherfucker isn't here with me.

[ There's a pause, like he isn't sure what to say next. ]

You're space is all fucked up, too. Not enough stars. You taking us to the ends of the universe or something? Fuck.

Comments

[feathery]

[The look Noah gets is profoundly unimpressed.]

Yeah, well, looks like you're one of the asshole foreigners now. Welcome to the club. I guess that's what they call poetic justice.

[demideific]

Yeah, whatever. Don't doubt the home field advantage.

[ And the fact that he still exists when away from it is... nervewracking. ]

Or... fucking do because these guys are complete ass-sucking dick-rippers that think we're gonna play for them.

[feathery]

[Davesprite lets out a quick, only half there heh at the profanity.]

Beats me what they even want besides the general caveat of "be entertaining". Which could mean literally anything. But if you figure out a way to get these implants out of our heads, I'll fork over every credit I've got and then some.

[demideific]

Yeah, some people like dog fighting and others watch some stupid romantic comedies. That shit isn't specific at all.

[ His brows raise while furrowing together and he tilts his head. ]

What am I gonna want with your credits? If I figure out how to remove this, I'm going the fuck home next.

[feathery]

Use 'em to buy your way home.

[Which sounds more like a cross between "beats me" and "obviously???", in terms of tone.]

You don't got to take it literally, man. Just think of it as a deal, if it really matters. You do me a favor, I'll do one for you, assuming you even want it. [It's not like Davesprite has a whole lot to offer.]

[demideific]

Fuck, if only that could work.

[ That gets something of a grin. ]

I can take a favor. Deal.