how do you do fellow kids

[thebarkside]

Who: It's a Wonderduck mingle!
Broadcast: N/A
Action: On the Wonderduck!
When: At any time during July/August's blue planet event.

[ come one, come all - this is just a general mingle for the passengers and visitors on the ss wonderball. i mean wonderwall. wonderbread? let's get our socializin' on. ]

Comments

[thebarkside]

My genetics are human. This was just - a side-effect of something else. [ she flaps one hand, as if ready to move on and claim "semantics." ]

And, see? A little mud on the walls is worth it.

[demideific]

What, like experimentation? Or just some stupid random chance thing?

[ He may or may not actually be rather interested in that answer, even if he's still playing indifference by examining the little plant she made earlier. ]

Whatever. If any of you idiots get sick, I'm out of here.

[thebarkside]

Oh, um. It wasn't experimentation? It was kind of just - it was a thing that had to happen, I guess. My world is pretty complicated, but - we were playing this game that wasn't really a game, and then I died and came back...

[ she trails off, shrugging awkwardly. ]

I can give you a real, actual explanation if you want.

[demideific]

Oh no, that first one was so fucking good I don't have any questions at all.

[ Jade, please. ]

[thebarkside]

Glad to hear it.

[ SHE OFFERS HIM A MUDDY HANDSHAKE and tries to look blithely oblivious to how gross it is. ]