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bird dave ([personal profile] feathery) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-08-26 07:00 pm

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Who: Davesprite and whoever!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Wonderballduck or stations, if u want.
When: Nowish.

real talk
is there a fucking secret to getting an update around here
i dont mean atromas nonupdate bs that might as well be equatable to a feral child smearing his own diarrhea hullside in a crude reenactment of an already crude neolithic cave painting
but like picking up radio signals or tv stations from our own realities
maybe tuning into whatever godawful shenanigans your posse has gotten up to in your absence
or nonabsence
lets not panic unnecessarily here you all probably know the drill by now there is no fire
so yeah i guess this is a poll
what misfortune has to befall someone before they get firsthand experience with what happens in their timeline
i need specs on these close encounters of the fourth dimensional kind
is it inevitably "whoops i went to sleep or hit my head and now its 20 minutes into the future" or do we have options
asking specifically for people who cant just concuss themselves and receive download options for chill time with obama
or
you know
whatevers going on where youre from


[And, tacked on as an afterthought:]

p.s. if you find feathers clogging anything shipboard it wasnt me

[Aboard the Wonderduck, the resident crowkid can be found at a computer terminal, fucking around with something between bouts of annoyed wing-scratching. He is molting, albeit a little later than usual. It sucks and there are probably black feathers lodged in odd places. As for the stations, well. He's still molting, just at a picnic table. He's perched right in its center, legs crossed beneath him, and sure is making an unnecessary amount of noise with a chip bag. In fact, he's surrounded by a downright implausible number of chip bags, some popped and some not, and some with an unusual orange-glowing property to them.

He may or may not ask if anyone wants to take some of these glowing chips. It's for science.]
thebarkside: (39)

SORRY ill get my icons back soon

[personal profile] thebarkside 2015-08-27 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
news from home is overrated
thebarkside: (50)

also laziness

[personal profile] thebarkside 2015-08-27 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
sweaty red trollsprite?
thebarkside: (42)

i only really miss the texting icon

[personal profile] thebarkside 2015-08-27 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
oh
i never got to meet him
he sounds weird
thebarkside: (39)

[personal profile] thebarkside 2015-08-27 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
idk you might have
its hard to keep everything ive heard straight sometimes
maybe he will show up here and answer all of our burning questions
thebarkside: (42)

[personal profile] thebarkside 2015-08-27 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
i wonder what itd be like to be prototyped with someone else
it sounds pretty unpleasant
i guess i should be glad that becs thought processes werent on the same frequency as mine
woof
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[personal profile] thebarkside 2015-08-27 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
woof
are you really molting again
thebarkside: (50)

[personal profile] thebarkside 2015-08-27 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
youre not molting too much are you
thebarkside: (50)

[personal profile] thebarkside 2015-08-27 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
i used to give bec haircuts when he started to shed
but i dont think something like that works for birds
thebarkside: (42)

[personal profile] thebarkside 2015-08-27 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
... :/
i was going to offer to scratch your wings for you
but now im honestly a little scared of doing some actual damage
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[personal profile] thebarkside 2015-08-27 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
sad woofing
delincuente: (☮ oh nothing comes to mind)

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[personal profile] delincuente 2015-08-27 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
i mean you could always concuss yourself to go chill with barack
pick a fight with someone huge
but then we'd have to knock you out again just for being an idiot
experiencepoints: (pic#7734247)

text

[personal profile] experiencepoints 2015-08-27 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I understood maybe half of that.
You want updates from your home?
I thought no time was passing back there while you were here.
delincuente: (✂︎ bombs gonna detonate)

[personal profile] delincuente 2015-08-27 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
do we have to put together an intervention squad to save you from brain damage
or do i have to come over there myself birdboy
trap you in a pillow fort
punchingly: (Default)

text

[personal profile] punchingly 2015-08-27 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
what is tv?

[ Clearly the most pressing question she garnered from this large wall of text. ]
Edited 2015-08-27 14:52 (UTC)

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