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driftfleet2015-08-26 07:00 pm
feathery) wrote in driftfleet2015-08-26 07:00 pm
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Who: Davesprite and whoever!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Wonderballduck or stations, if u want.
When: Nowish.
real talk
is there a fucking secret to getting an update around here
i dont mean atromas nonupdate bs that might as well be equatable to a feral child smearing his own diarrhea hullside in a crude reenactment of an already crude neolithic cave painting
but like picking up radio signals or tv stations from our own realities
maybe tuning into whatever godawful shenanigans your posse has gotten up to in your absence
or nonabsence
lets not panic unnecessarily here you all probably know the drill by now there is no fire
so yeah i guess this is a poll
what misfortune has to befall someone before they get firsthand experience with what happens in their timeline
i need specs on these close encounters of the fourth dimensional kind
is it inevitably "whoops i went to sleep or hit my head and now its 20 minutes into the future" or do we have options
asking specifically for people who cant just concuss themselves and receive download options for chill time with obama
or
you know
whatevers going on where youre from
[And, tacked on as an afterthought:]
p.s. if you find feathers clogging anything shipboard it wasnt me
[Aboard the Wonderduck, the resident crowkid can be found at a computer terminal, fucking around with something between bouts of annoyed wing-scratching. He is molting, albeit a little later than usual. It sucks and there are probably black feathers lodged in odd places. As for the stations, well. He's still molting, just at a picnic table. He's perched right in its center, legs crossed beneath him, and sure is making an unnecessary amount of noise with a chip bag. In fact, he's surrounded by a downright implausible number of chip bags, some popped and some not, and some with an unusual orange-glowing property to them.
He may or may not ask if anyone wants to take some of these glowing chips. It's for science.]
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Wonder
When: Nowish.
real talk
is there a fucking secret to getting an update around here
i dont mean atromas nonupdate bs that might as well be equatable to a feral child smearing his own diarrhea hullside in a crude reenactment of an already crude neolithic cave painting
but like picking up radio signals or tv stations from our own realities
maybe tuning into whatever godawful shenanigans your posse has gotten up to in your absence
or nonabsence
lets not panic unnecessarily here you all probably know the drill by now there is no fire
so yeah i guess this is a poll
what misfortune has to befall someone before they get firsthand experience with what happens in their timeline
i need specs on these close encounters of the fourth dimensional kind
is it inevitably "whoops i went to sleep or hit my head and now its 20 minutes into the future" or do we have options
asking specifically for people who cant just concuss themselves and receive download options for chill time with obama
or
you know
whatevers going on where youre from
[And, tacked on as an afterthought:]
p.s. if you find feathers clogging anything shipboard it wasnt me
[Aboard the Wonderduck, the resident crowkid can be found at a computer terminal, fucking around with something between bouts of annoyed wing-scratching. He is molting, albeit a little later than usual. It sucks and there are probably black feathers lodged in odd places. As for the stations, well. He's still molting, just at a picnic table. He's perched right in its center, legs crossed beneath him, and sure is making an unnecessary amount of noise with a chip bag. In fact, he's surrounded by a downright implausible number of chip bags, some popped and some not, and some with an unusual orange-glowing property to them.
He may or may not ask if anyone wants to take some of these glowing chips. It's for science.]
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actually that sounds like a more legit plan than picking a fight with a random dude on the street
or fleet
cant let my brand suffer any other way
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or do i have to come over there myself birdboy
trap you in a pillow fort
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you dont know the shit ill do in the name of tv thats more than reruns
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i need to know what happens on jersey shore
can snooki get any more orange
will mike "the situation" sorrentino's heart finally give up on trying to support his lifestyle of excessive meatball sandwiches and iron pumping
i may never know
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if he isnt a rapping gym bro someone needs to revoke his title stat
id steal his sandwiches though
put some pasta on the side
alt earths dont know how good they have it surrounded by real food
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like maybe one season he worked at an ice cream shop
but i'm all for stealing his food
do you even know how long it's been since i had actual italian food
or actual mexican food
my heritage is draining away i swear
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seriously
id steal the whole fucking store
but how long has it been
asgard had pizza and nachos at least so my junk food quota was satiated but they also had like
herring salsa
that was kind of weird
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wtf
i'm gonna have to write a strongly worded letter about that
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it wasnt as terrible as the ingredients would imply
but maybe i was too inoculated to the weirdness of my existence and strange foods by then to be a good judge of what makes a real salsa
crows will eat anything
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have you ever eaten a worm birdboy
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why does it always got to be worms and roadkill
why not
i dont know
maybe ive made the grievous error of consuming the entirety of a white castle crave case alone
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or
dare i say it
welsh
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spontaneously combust
jeez boi
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on one hand
the world probably isnt ready for that yet
on the other
the display from the fireworks and then the sizzling hot phoenix style rebirth is like
a majorly necessary once in a lifetime opportunity
no one wants to miss that shit