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[nextlineis]

Who: jojo & you
Broadcast: video
Action: optional, but on the caprine
When: rite meow!!!

So, it's September already, which means my birthday is coming up!

I mean, it's technically February back home, but I'm not gonna complain about celebrating my birthday early. Besides, that seems like way too complicated math to try and figure out what it should be.

[It actually is not that complicated. It's the 28th of February where he's from. C'mon Jojo...]

[But then again, this is the guy who struggled at determining the age of someone who was a baby 50 years ago...]

Anyway, I'm gonna be nineteen on the 27th. Just to give you guys the heads up. You know. [He grins.] In case you wanna get me something.

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[ino]

Eh? It's your birthday this month, too?

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[experiencepoints]

... I don't know which part surprises me most.

[nextlineis]

Of course it is. I wouldn't just make that up to get presents out of people.

[He's not that selfish and greedy. ...Almost though. Almost.]

[nextlineis]

What's that supposed to mean?

[experiencepoints]

I kind of thought you were older?

[nextlineis]

Seriously? [He laughs.] Well, I guess I am pretty mature-looking. That's just part of the Joestar good looks though.

[ino]

... The fact that that's your first defense is a little suspicious.

[experiencepoints]

Definitely not anything that involves the word 'mature'. It's mostly just that you're huge.

[nextlineis]

Hey, I would have thought of that and tried to pull it off a lot sooner if I was really making it up

[...Would you, Jojo? Would you really?]

[nextlineis]

What does how tall I am gotta do with my age?

[ino]

No, you wouldn't have.

[ So much faith in you, right here. ]

Anyways, I was only surprised because it's my birthday right before that.

[experiencepoints]

Not height. Teenagers don't normally have biceps bigger than my head?

[mylegacy]

You are not going to be nineteen on the 27th. You're still going to be eighteen, Jojo.

[nextlineis]

Really? What do you want then?

[nextlineis]

[He laughs an incredibly cocky laugh this time. ...Not that he gets what muscle mass has to do with age any better than height, but you know.]

I am pretty impressive. So how about it? Can I at least get a special birthday dinner?

[nextlineis]

[He frowns.]

I am not.

[ino]

Eh? What do you mean?

[ Not that she's never gotten a present before. She just wasn't expecting him to offer .. ?! ]

[mylegacy]

You are eighteen until you've spent a full year at eighteen.

[nextlineis]

[He rubs at the back of his neck.]

I mean, obviously it might be a little hard to get you exactly what you want. But I can get creative and figure something out. You just gotta give me a hint or I might be way off the mark.

[nextlineis]

[Joseph rolls his eyes.]

I'm never gonna remember another date for my birthday, Caesar.

[ino]

... You don't have to get me anything. Like you said, it's really hard to find anything here ...

[mylegacy]

Why not? It's not that hard. You could always get it tattooed on you somewhere.

[nextlineis]

I know I don't have to. I want to. That's kinda the whole point of a present.

Besides, what kind of shitty friend doesn't get their friend something for their birthday, anyway?

[Duh, Ino. D u h.]

[nextlineis]

[Joseph sits completely upright at that.]

Hell no! Granny would kill me if I did something like that!

[mylegacy]

Hm. True. Then I guess you're stuck with an inaccurate birthday.