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[nextlineis]

Who: jojo & you
Broadcast: video
Action: optional, but on the caprine
When: rite meow!!!

So, it's September already, which means my birthday is coming up!

I mean, it's technically February back home, but I'm not gonna complain about celebrating my birthday early. Besides, that seems like way too complicated math to try and figure out what it should be.

[It actually is not that complicated. It's the 28th of February where he's from. C'mon Jojo...]

[But then again, this is the guy who struggled at determining the age of someone who was a baby 50 years ago...]

Anyway, I'm gonna be nineteen on the 27th. Just to give you guys the heads up. You know. [He grins.] In case you wanna get me something.

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[ino]

Eh? It's your birthday this month, too?

[nextlineis]

Of course it is. I wouldn't just make that up to get presents out of people.

[He's not that selfish and greedy. ...Almost though. Almost.]

[ino]

... The fact that that's your first defense is a little suspicious.

[nextlineis]

Hey, I would have thought of that and tried to pull it off a lot sooner if I was really making it up

[...Would you, Jojo? Would you really?]

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[experiencepoints]

... I don't know which part surprises me most.

[nextlineis]

What's that supposed to mean?

[experiencepoints]

I kind of thought you were older?

[nextlineis]

Seriously? [He laughs.] Well, I guess I am pretty mature-looking. That's just part of the Joestar good looks though.

[mylegacy]

You are not going to be nineteen on the 27th. You're still going to be eighteen, Jojo.

[nextlineis]

[He frowns.]

I am not.

[mylegacy]

You are eighteen until you've spent a full year at eighteen.

hijacks

[experiencepoints]

Hey, do you remember the date it was here when you two arrived?

[mylegacy]

Oh, it was - July 10.

Why?

/ALSO JACKS

[ino]

He has a point, you know. It's been over a year since my last birthday.

/JACKS THE JACK

[nextlineis]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

[mylegacy]

See? I'm right. Don't be a sore loser, Jojo.

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[preformthisneigh]

['Birthday' is something of a buzzword for him. So, lo, the party pony hath been summoned. He makes a mental note to add it to his little book later, but for now beams happily at the camera. ]

There sure isn't anything wrong with celebrating an early birthday. I think we should have mid-birthdays anyway, a whole year is way too long to wait.

[BUT ONTO BUSINESS. ]

Lucky for you, I happen to be one of the two premier party planners in my country. So let's talk celebrations. What're you after? Something big? Something small? Something clandestine?. [Cheese, whispering it doesn't make it any more secret. ]

Anything you need, I'm your pony.

[nextlineis]

[Maybe if he hadn't been slapped in the face by a penguin he'd be a little more amazed at a talking pony. But at this point? It doesn't really take him by that much surprise. It's more everything that he's saying.]

You plan parties?

[preformthisneigh]

[Cheese is glad for it. The more people who don't make a big deal about the talking horse thing, the better in his book. ]

I sure do! Any kind of party you could think of. I'm a party pony, it's my actual destiny.

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Ah... Happy early birthday, stranger!

[is he really just going to...? yes, some pale guy with leather gloves and fantastic hair (indisputable fact ok) gives him a short wave hello.]

That's ambitious of you, mentioning it this early...

[nextlineis]

Joseph Joestar. You can just call me Jojo.

[But to the important part.]

It's not so much ambition as giving people plenty of fair warning.

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Jojo...?

[he tilts his head and gets... kind of a weird smile on his face...]

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

[...before he shrinks down into his shoulders, giggling.]

Jojo jojo jojo-jojo jojojo jojojo-jo-jojojo joooo jojojo-jojo-jo-jooo...

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

[--BURSTS into entirely unnecessary cackling.]

Jojo the Dodo! Haha! Aah, that's perfect!

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

[oh... oh thank god, he's calming down... catches his breath, clutching his side...]

Phew... Oh, man. Sorry, what were we talking about?