002 ★ video

[nextlineis]

Who: jojo & you
Broadcast: video
Action: optional, but on the caprine
When: rite meow!!!

So, it's September already, which means my birthday is coming up!

I mean, it's technically February back home, but I'm not gonna complain about celebrating my birthday early. Besides, that seems like way too complicated math to try and figure out what it should be.

[It actually is not that complicated. It's the 28th of February where he's from. C'mon Jojo...]

[But then again, this is the guy who struggled at determining the age of someone who was a baby 50 years ago...]

Anyway, I'm gonna be nineteen on the 27th. Just to give you guys the heads up. You know. [He grins.] In case you wanna get me something.

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[mylegacy]

Joseph. Dio mio.

[nextlineis]

What!?

[He's starting to get a little frustrated here.]

[mylegacy]

I'll tell you later, so you don't make more of a fool of yourself in public.

[nextlineis]

I want to know now though.

[mylegacy]

No.

[nextlineis]

Caaaaeeeesaaaaar...

[That sure is some mature-ass whining going on right now.]

[mylegacy]

Come over here and I'll tell you.

[experiencepoints]

Don't bother.

[mylegacy]

You'd prefer he keep being an idiot?

[experiencepoints]

No, but do you really want him to know? If he has to be told, I'll tell him, but...

[She's trying to do something nice for Caesar okay.]

[nextlineis]

I can still see and hear you guys talking about me, you both do know that, right?

[experiencepoints]

The adults are talking now, Joseph.

[mylegacy]

[Oh my god, this is the worst thing that's ever happened.]

Someone should tell him.

[experiencepoints]

Fine, I'll do it. It's about me, after all.

[mylegacy]

Fine.

. . . Thank you.

[experiencepoints]

[And then Joseph hung up.]

... Whoops?

[mylegacy]

I have a headache.

[experiencepoints]

I'll go talk to him, we're on the same ship.

[mylegacy]

Thanks.

[Although he's honestly starting to regret all of this.]

[nextlineis]

[He just makes a frustrated noise.]

You know what? I don't even care anymore. I'm done.

[He hangs up.]

[action]

[experiencepoints]

[except now, there's a nerd knocking on your door.

i sure hope i don't walk in on ino scaring the shit out of you.]

[action]

[nextlineis]

[Nah, that happened earlier when he was in a better mood and feeling a lot less pissy and sulky. He doesn't open the door though. He is hardcore in his sulk right now.]

What?

[action]

[experiencepoints]

For fuck's sake, open the door so this stops being so damn awkward.

[action]

[nextlineis]

[There is a very loud sigh on the side of the door before Joseph gets up and crosses the room with heavy steps to open the door.]

What do you want?

[action]

[experiencepoints]

The thing we were talking about on the communicators is that I'm gay. I am only interested in dating girls. Okay? So you can stop sulking.

[who needs leadup when we can just get it over with.]