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[nextlineis]

Who: jojo & you
Broadcast: video
Action: optional, but on the caprine
When: rite meow!!!

So, it's September already, which means my birthday is coming up!

I mean, it's technically February back home, but I'm not gonna complain about celebrating my birthday early. Besides, that seems like way too complicated math to try and figure out what it should be.

[It actually is not that complicated. It's the 28th of February where he's from. C'mon Jojo...]

[But then again, this is the guy who struggled at determining the age of someone who was a baby 50 years ago...]

Anyway, I'm gonna be nineteen on the 27th. Just to give you guys the heads up. You know. [He grins.] In case you wanna get me something.

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[nextlineis]

Joseph Joestar. You can just call me Jojo.

[But to the important part.]

It's not so much ambition as giving people plenty of fair warning.

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

Jojo...?

[he tilts his head and gets... kind of a weird smile on his face...]

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

[...before he shrinks down into his shoulders, giggling.]

Jojo jojo jojo-jojo jojojo jojojo-jo-jojojo joooo jojojo-jojo-jo-jooo...

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

[--BURSTS into entirely unnecessary cackling.]

Jojo the Dodo! Haha! Aah, that's perfect!

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

[oh... oh thank god, he's calming down... catches his breath, clutching his side...]

Phew... Oh, man. Sorry, what were we talking about?

[nextlineis]

[Just a very, very, very unamused look and dead silence.]

[birdsbirdsbirds]

...No? [his face drops. he's still clutching his side, but.] Not good?

[nextlineis]

You just made fun of my name. What the hell do you think?

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Oh, no no no, your name is wonderful!

[he's quickly back to a bright smile. he at least seems genuine...?]

I didn't mean to offend, I'm sorry. It just sounded so nice...

[nextlineis]

You called me a fucking dodo!

[birdsbirdsbirds]

I really like birds.

[is this not making sense? it makes sense to him.]

[nextlineis]

It's a fucking dodo. What is there to like about a bird that stupid?

[birdsbirdsbirds]

Are they? I think they're cute... But we don't have them, where I'm from.

[yeah, he... may not have realized that calling someone a dodo is an actual insult.]

Do you know about Tallbirds, too? Talk about a weird animal...

[nextlineis]

Are you seriously just going to talk to me about birds?