002 ★ video

[nextlineis]

Who: jojo & you
Broadcast: video
Action: optional, but on the caprine
When: rite meow!!!

So, it's September already, which means my birthday is coming up!

I mean, it's technically February back home, but I'm not gonna complain about celebrating my birthday early. Besides, that seems like way too complicated math to try and figure out what it should be.

[It actually is not that complicated. It's the 28th of February where he's from. C'mon Jojo...]

[But then again, this is the guy who struggled at determining the age of someone who was a baby 50 years ago...]

Anyway, I'm gonna be nineteen on the 27th. Just to give you guys the heads up. You know. [He grins.] In case you wanna get me something.

Comments

[experiencepoints]

Seriously, you two act like me and Bluebird-

[wait a minute. That was the same kind of banter she had with Bluebird -> Nightingale has a huge stupid crush on Bluebird but it's unrequited -> Joseph is denying the flirting and seems honestly ignorant about it -> Oh god Caesar must have a crush on Joseph, but it's unrequited, and if Joseph figures it out she'll be ruining everything for Caesar.]

Well... Maybe I'm wrong, I don't know much about how men act. Never mind?

[nextlineis]

[He doesn't seem to notice anything going on with Nightingale as he's too focused on settling down from laughing.]

We're [just] best friends, Nightingale. That's how guys are with each other.

[experiencepoints]

[Okay, cool, she can play this off. She can totally play this off. don't fuck this up nightingale.]

Really? Now I'm glad I have no interest in men.

[nextlineis]

You should, you know. You're not gonna be young forever.

[That's the sound of points whooshing over Joseph's head again, whoops.]

[experiencepoints]

... Actually, apparently, we might here?

[nextlineis]

Oh, well. I guess maybe. But my point would stand otherwise.

[experiencepoints]

And, I told you about my circumstances, so I don't know if I'd age anyway.

Besides, I don't think there's anyone here who's my type.

[nextlineis]

You don't know that. And you don't know if they'll eventually turn up.

[experiencepoints]

Okay, true, but it's not like anyone would want to date me, either. So, it's not happening no matter what.

[nextlineis]

Aw, c'mon. You definitely don't know that. Sure, you're a little weird and hard to get to know at first, but you're not so bad. Plus, you're good at cooking. Do you realize how far cooking's gonna get you with people?

I'll tell you: really far.

[mylegacy]

[Probably shouldn't say anything here, but. Honestly he can't help himself.]

That was an incredibly stupid thing to say, even for you.

[nextlineis]

...What?

[mylegacy]

She's not not interested in men because she's young. She's not interested in men period.

[nextlineis]

She's not that young, Caesar. Just 'cause she's tiny... She's like the same age as you.

[mylegacy]

You're not listening at all, are you.

Never mind.

[nextlineis]

Wait, is there something I'm missing? I don't get it.

[ino]

No, you're totally right.

[experiencepoints]

Don't tell him that!

[ino]

And why not? He's too oblivious to realize for himself.

[experiencepoints]

Don't you realize what's- For fuck's sake, how do you make one of these conversations private, I'm supposed to be the dense one.

locked to Nightingale;

[ino]

Like this?

[ Also, rude, she is not dense, omg ]

Re: locked to Nightingale;

[experiencepoints]

Yes, thank you.

Do you know what's going on?

locked to Nightingale;

[ino]

They're both super into each other and have no idea that that's what it is?

locked to Nightingale;

[experiencepoints]

What? No. I mean, yes, they're idiots, but they're not that bad.

Caesar's got a crush on Joseph, Joseph is both stupid and straight, and I don't think Caesar wants him to know about that so things don't get weird between them?

locked to Nightingale;

[ino]

Oh, I don't know about that. There's always an exception for guys like that.

[ She has met too many guys who were """"straight""" and were also into their bff. Coughs and looks at Naruto. ]

Look at the conversation we were having. He was totally jealous over Caesar "flirting".