002 ★ video

[nextlineis]

Who: jojo & you
Broadcast: video
Action: optional, but on the caprine
When: rite meow!!!

So, it's September already, which means my birthday is coming up!

I mean, it's technically February back home, but I'm not gonna complain about celebrating my birthday early. Besides, that seems like way too complicated math to try and figure out what it should be.

[It actually is not that complicated. It's the 28th of February where he's from. C'mon Jojo...]

[But then again, this is the guy who struggled at determining the age of someone who was a baby 50 years ago...]

Anyway, I'm gonna be nineteen on the 27th. Just to give you guys the heads up. You know. [He grins.] In case you wanna get me something.

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[experiencepoints]

[Okay, cool, she can play this off. She can totally play this off. don't fuck this up nightingale.]

Really? Now I'm glad I have no interest in men.

[nextlineis]

You should, you know. You're not gonna be young forever.

[That's the sound of points whooshing over Joseph's head again, whoops.]

[experiencepoints]

... Actually, apparently, we might here?

[nextlineis]

Oh, well. I guess maybe. But my point would stand otherwise.

[experiencepoints]

And, I told you about my circumstances, so I don't know if I'd age anyway.

Besides, I don't think there's anyone here who's my type.

[nextlineis]

You don't know that. And you don't know if they'll eventually turn up.

[experiencepoints]

Okay, true, but it's not like anyone would want to date me, either. So, it's not happening no matter what.

[nextlineis]

Aw, c'mon. You definitely don't know that. Sure, you're a little weird and hard to get to know at first, but you're not so bad. Plus, you're good at cooking. Do you realize how far cooking's gonna get you with people?

I'll tell you: really far.

[experiencepoints]

... Wow, what a flatterer.

[nextlineis]

It's not flattery if it's true.

[experiencepoints]

Well, I can't argue it. Never knew cooking outweighed being an amnesiac with issues when it came to dating, though.

[nextlineis]

If he's smart, it sure as hell will.

[experiencepoints]

He, huh.

[nextlineis]

What?

[mylegacy]

[Probably shouldn't say anything here, but. Honestly he can't help himself.]

That was an incredibly stupid thing to say, even for you.

[nextlineis]

...What?

[mylegacy]

She's not not interested in men because she's young. She's not interested in men period.

[nextlineis]

She's not that young, Caesar. Just 'cause she's tiny... She's like the same age as you.

[mylegacy]

You're not listening at all, are you.

Never mind.

[nextlineis]

Wait, is there something I'm missing? I don't get it.

[mylegacy]

Joseph. Dio mio.

[nextlineis]

What!?

[He's starting to get a little frustrated here.]

[mylegacy]

I'll tell you later, so you don't make more of a fool of yourself in public.

[nextlineis]

I want to know now though.

[mylegacy]

No.