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[nextlineis]

Who: jojo & you
Broadcast: video
Action: optional, but on the caprine
When: rite meow!!!

So, it's September already, which means my birthday is coming up!

I mean, it's technically February back home, but I'm not gonna complain about celebrating my birthday early. Besides, that seems like way too complicated math to try and figure out what it should be.

[It actually is not that complicated. It's the 28th of February where he's from. C'mon Jojo...]

[But then again, this is the guy who struggled at determining the age of someone who was a baby 50 years ago...]

Anyway, I'm gonna be nineteen on the 27th. Just to give you guys the heads up. You know. [He grins.] In case you wanna get me something.

Comments

[nextlineis]

I know a lot more than you'd expect.

[ino]

Such as?

[nextlineis]

Hey, what do I look like? I can't just go dispensing wisdom off the cuff like that 'cause someone asked me to.

[ino]

That sounds like you've got nothing going on in there but you don't want to admit it.

[nextlineis]

I just prefer the element of surprise is all.

[ino]

Yeah, it'll be a real surprise when you have any wisdom to share.

[nextlineis]

Hey! [He frowns before sighing.] I guess I walked into that one...

[ino]

[ A little laugh ]

You kinda did. Sorry.

[nextlineis]

One of these days, you're gonna learn to be the bigger person and not let me do that. I know it.

[ino]

How am I supposed to not let you do that, exactly?

[nextlineis]

You could have said almost anything other than what you just did, for example.

[ino]

Were you expecting me to tell you how smart and cool you are or something?

[nextlineis]

Ino, if you ever told me I'm smart and cool, I'd be checking to make sure you weren't an imposter, first, and make sure the universe wasn't about to collapse, second.