002 ★ video

[nextlineis]

Who: jojo & you
Broadcast: video
Action: optional, but on the caprine
When: rite meow!!!

So, it's September already, which means my birthday is coming up!

I mean, it's technically February back home, but I'm not gonna complain about celebrating my birthday early. Besides, that seems like way too complicated math to try and figure out what it should be.

[It actually is not that complicated. It's the 28th of February where he's from. C'mon Jojo...]

[But then again, this is the guy who struggled at determining the age of someone who was a baby 50 years ago...]

Anyway, I'm gonna be nineteen on the 27th. Just to give you guys the heads up. You know. [He grins.] In case you wanna get me something.

Comments

[ino]

And what's wrong with that, exactly?

[nextlineis]

As of right now? Everything.

[ino]

What was that about always being nice to me?

[nextlineis]

Why should I be nice if you're not?

[ino]

I'm the only person in this entire broadcast who's said they're getting you anything for your birthday.

[ SHE IS THE NICEST. ]

[nextlineis]

That's not true. Caesar's clearly gonna make me some food.

[ino]

That was implied, not stated. You don't know that for a fact.

[nextlineis]

I know Caesar. He's absolutely thinking about how to do it already.

If I really wanted to get him to flat out say it, all I'd have to do is tell him he can't possibly do it well. But I don't need to do that because we understand each other.

[ino]

Alright, alright ...

Still, I haven't ever been that mean to you. Except maybe when I hit you in the face.

[ But she maintains he deserved that one ]

[nextlineis]

I really can't tell if you actually feel bad about that or if you're just bragging every time you bring it up.

[ino]

I'm not bragging about it!

[nextlineis]

You know, just because I was asleep while you two were talking doesn't mean I didn't see your conversation with Caesar.

[ino]

Well, I'm not bragging about it right now.

[ LMFAO ]

[nextlineis]

[He just gives her a very flat look.]

[ino]

What?

[nextlineis]

You gave me a bloody nose and you're bragging about it. That's pretty mean.

[ino]

Caesar probably would have hit you if I hadn't.

[nextlineis]

He would not. He would have just insisted you do it.

[ino]

He was offering to hit you in my stead.

[nextlineis]

Well, he wouldn't have then. I was asleep. He would have just lied to you and said he did it.

[He hopes. He's not actually 100% on that.]

[ino]

When you're asleep would be the perfect time. Then you'd be holding still.

[nextlineis]

And then his ass would have been sleeping on the floor.

[ino]

You'd kick him out of the bed?

[nextlineis]

Wouldn't you for something like that? Just 'cause it was his cot didn't mean I had to put up with that.

[ino]

Just figured you'd get cold all by yourself, is all.