make me make me impressed

[deshabille]

Who: CAPRINE CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: None!
Action: Caprine & visitors!
When: After this shuffle!

[Well, all things considered, the Caprine isn't the biggest shitshow of a ship in the Fleet. Right now. At this particular moment. There are worse places to end up!]

[At least that's what the crew will tell you, Varric. Except possibly Nightingale, who tries to keep it real.]

[IT'S A MINGLE, EVERYBODY INSIDE.]

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[nextlineis]

[When not taking the shuttles out for unnecessary racing around, Joseph can be found in one of two places. The first is in the bunk, taking a nap. It is on good authority that I can tell you, it apparently sounds like he is murdering a small bear??? Which despite Joseph's size, he absolutely would not do. Especially if said small bear is a baby bear. C'mon. Who the fuck could do something that awful to a bear? Anyway, just like...kick his cot or something and he might wake up? Just don't kick him, okay. That's fucking rude.]

[The other place to check for him is on the bridge. Even when not piloting, Joseph occupies the seat and is sitting with his communicator. Blonde ninjas are probably threatening to scare the shit out of him again because they're assholes. Don't worry though; if he is piloting, he's not texting and driving. He is Responsible sometimes.]