make me make me impressed

[deshabille]

Who: CAPRINE CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: None!
Action: Caprine & visitors!
When: After this shuffle!

[Well, all things considered, the Caprine isn't the biggest shitshow of a ship in the Fleet. Right now. At this particular moment. There are worse places to end up!]

[At least that's what the crew will tell you, Varric. Except possibly Nightingale, who tries to keep it real.]

[IT'S A MINGLE, EVERYBODY INSIDE.]

Comments

[merchantprince]

You think some random guy is gonna care when they toss you out the airlock? Magic on my world isn't the same as yours-- sure-- but not everyone is here to make friends. Not everyone has the patience or the ability to understand. Don't be naive. Naive gets you hurt.

[He takes his tea and heads toward the door.]

By the way, the last mage I knew who refused to control his magic? He ended up killing hundreds of people. I'm not being unreasonable by asking you to exercise a little caution around the people who saw it happen.

[experiencepoints]

We're stuck on the ship together. We're going to have to understand each other.

It's wind. It's under my control- Where I'm from, there's no such thing as casting magic you don't control. My magic is for fighting monsters, and protecting my friends- It was my entire purpose. I'm not giving that up on the off-chance someone decides to go insane at me over it.

[merchantprince]

[He pauses.]

I'm not telling you to give up magic. I'm suggesting that you don't go around tossing spells at people like they're candy-- especially if it's only for protecting people.

[Fenris can and will murder people. In fact, he murdered someone before. It's not hard to understand-- and Varric really just doesn't want her to become a pretty splat on the floor like Robin did.

But if she doesn't want to be responsible with it, that's fine. He's just... not going to tolerate it. That's one thing he really can't do. After Anders... Nope.

Varric Greatly Disapproves sry friend he's old and cranky.]

[experiencepoints]

I don't use anything that would actually hurt people, unless they've done something to need it.

[Well, and to beat the shit out of her best friend, but in her defense, that friend was a vampire who was currently kicking her ass in their sparring match. And she still lost.]

I figured it would be gentler that way than trying to pull you off of that machine.