make me make me impressed

[deshabille]

Who: CAPRINE CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: None!
Action: Caprine & visitors!
When: After this shuffle!

[Well, all things considered, the Caprine isn't the biggest shitshow of a ship in the Fleet. Right now. At this particular moment. There are worse places to end up!]

[At least that's what the crew will tell you, Varric. Except possibly Nightingale, who tries to keep it real.]

[IT'S A MINGLE, EVERYBODY INSIDE.]

Comments

[deshabille]

[She opens her mouth to say something, and then . . . just sort of looks at him. He really doesn't know, does he? Not the most observant fork in the box, or whatever the hell.]

People with good teeth, [is what she settles on.]

[nextlineis]

That's weird. [Thank you, Joseph. Your commentary is always enlightening to such an amazing degree. What would anyone do without you?] Don't bite people or I'll have to muzzle you.