GET UR PAISLEY ON

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Who: CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Young and Dumb Paisley
When: Anytime in September

[Hey what's up, it's a ship mingle! Make your own top levels, and tag all month on board this lovely piece of actual crap!]

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[stefanged]

Sure. Just tell me whenever you're in the mood, and we'll head down there.

[Granted, he's not sure how good his technique is, because vampires tend to overpower people with raw strength - but any little bit would help, and it's better than staring at processed protein all day. Thankfully, the lab's also a lot cleaner than it was a few weeks ago, so Stefan steps to the side to allow Kirito to inspect anything and everything.]

And uh, welcome to the medbay. I hope you don't have to come down here as a patient, but you can poke around everything. If there's something that looks unfamiliar, I can probably explain it too.

[huaaaaagh]

[Yeaaaah, don't expect Kazuto to be able to physically keep up. He's still a bit in his post-coma recovery and is as squishy as humans get.

He browses around the room, getting a quick look at the layout and the machinery within. He's familiar with some medical equipment, but he hadn't been entirely sure what to expect from a med bay in space.

Actually, it looks pretty normal.]

What kind of medical treatments can be performed here? I mean, how serious would the injuries you can handle here be?

[stefanged]

[Good question. There's imaging devices, and auto-injectors, and whatever medicine he would need for their crew. Plus dietary supplements like his blood pills, though he keeps those in the kitchen.

Stefan furrows his brow, inadvertently staring down at his wrist because truthfully, his blood makes this a place that can cure nearly anything.] I'd say anything that doesn't require a major surgery.

So, your basic stitches and broken leg can be patched up here, but, I don't know, bypass surgery probably isn't happening. [Headtilt.] Thankfully, I haven't had to deal with anything major yet.

[huaaaaagh]

[It's a nice range of equipment, and he makes a mental inventory of them, just in case something comes up. He's still new to his duties and isn't sure if the engineering augment includes maintaining the rest of the machinery on the ship, but even if it doesn't, it certainly couldn't hurt to learn more. They can't be that much more complicated than what he's used to.]

If there was an injury that serious, chances are the rest of the ship would be in trouble, too, unless some people here just hate each other. Hopefully we'll be okay from now on.

[stefanged]

Or someone let James do the loop-de-loops again. [He's only partially joking. He almost lost a microscope because they flew too close to an asteroid!]

But yeah, I think we'll be fine too. Equipment's pretty durable, and since it restocks itself, I haven't had to order anything major. [Beat] Except for the stuff I ordered, because I could.

[He's a little science nerd and he knows it, at least?]

[huaaaaagh]

[Kirito's kind of glad he'd been in the engine room and therefore hadn't seen just how dangerous dogfights in space could get. He can imagine, though- he's seen them in movies, and this is pretty much a movie come to life, so.]

I won't claim to know anything about medical equipment, but I'm handy with machinery, so if anything gives you trouble, let me know. I might be able to do something with it.

[No promises, but hey, what else are engineers for if not go-to fix-it men?]

[stefanged]

[Now that, he hadn't expected. Stefan raises an eyebrow, trying not to sound as surprised as he feels--]

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind if something happens down the line.

[Is there anything else he should note? Stefan's not particularly sure - he covered what was important to him and what he thought Kirito was interested in.] I know I'm the assigned tech, but if you wanna learn the basics, I can cover that too. I figure, I may not be around immediately if something happens while we're on a planet or waystation.

[huaaaaagh]

What, like teach me first aid?

[That sounds useful and also a terrible idea. He would totally abuse that skill. (Alternatively, he would be terrible at it.]

Don't suppose you can share any healing spells.

[stefanged]

Nnnno? Magic isn't really my thing.

[Laws of nature, bro: vampires are too dead to learn a spell or two. While there IS a witch on board, it's not his secret to give, so Stefan'll hold back on that knowledge for now.] I was going more for the old-fashioned kind of first aid, with band-aids and anti-bacterial spray. If you're after healing magic, you're better off making a broadcast. I've seen a few around, but not well enough to ask on your behalf.

[huaaaaagh]

Nah, I seriously doubt it's possible for me, either. But this place is so weird already, I thought I'd ask.

[It's nothing more than wishful thinking on his part- in ALO, he'd never personally learned a healing spell, since magic was ill-suited for him and he was always surrounded by far superior casters of it. And here he's just in his normal body, so magic is physically impossible.]