GET UR PAISLEY ON

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Who: CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Young and Dumb Paisley
When: Anytime in September

[Hey what's up, it's a ship mingle! Make your own top levels, and tag all month on board this lovely piece of actual crap!]

Comments

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[Okay. Okay, that's just plain fucking hilarious.]

Oh my god. Okay, that's a good one.

[misterprongs]

Isn't it just?

[Sirius' mum is an idiot and literally the worst person on the planet, so James always delights in making fun of the old hag.]

His family's old -- full of Arcturus' and Orions and Regulus'... my parents are a bit more sane.

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Oh man-

[She starts to laugh, but then hearing Regulus' name sparks a memory.]


Wait! Remus! That was his boyfriend's name. Can't believe I forgot that dorky little dude. He went to your school too, right?

[misterprongs]

[ -- alright, wait.

There's a brief pause -- a stare, really, and James' mouth drops open comically before he closes it to consider what he wants to say.]

Remus Lupin.

[It's said slowly -- honestly, how many other Remus' are there in the world??]

Bit peckish, looks like he could eat a few meals, gets a few weird scars every month or so?

[whAT]

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I don't know what "peckish" means, but the rest is spot on.

[She doesn't see anything odd about this at all. She figures James just has a lot of gay friends.]

[misterprongs]

Remus John Lupin and Sirius Orion Black were dating.

[HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR okay this is a landmark discovery in James' existence.]

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Yyyyyep.

[She looks at him for a second, considering.]

... I'm guessing that wasn't a thing back home?

[misterprongs]

Remus doesn't talk to anyone.

[Well -- that's not necessarily true, Remus talks to them, but he's got a bit of a problem in his life, and that leads to an astonishing lack of romantic connections.]

And Sirius -- well, he's... himself -- long story short, no, it wasn't a thing.

[And if it was, James wasn't told, which is impossible, bc James knows everything about his bffs. >:c]

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Haha, well. Awkward. Best not to mention that when you get back home.

[misterprongs]

I don't care.

[James just has to say that, okay, he has literally zero problems, BUT -- ]

How did that even come about?

[delincuente]

I don't know. One day me and him were a thing, and the next Remus showed up and he was just gone. Maybe the constant mortal peril uncovered hidden feelings, or some crap like that.

[misterprongs]

Well, Sirius is an idiot.

[Let's just get that out of the way, because it's a fact of nature.]

But -- well. Hm.

[HE HAS TO PONDER THIS FOR A MOMENT.]

-- well, I guess anything's possible. Sounds like you dodged a proper bullet, anyway.

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[She has to laugh in agreement.]

Yeah, he was always a better friend than anything else.

[misterprongs]

That he is.

[It's said fondly, but with the air that the only one allowed to properly judge Sirius Black is, and forever will be, James Potter.]

-- he's never been here, has he?

[delincuente]

No, I haven't seen him in.... about a year? Back when I was living in Paradisa.