GET UR PAISLEY ON

[delincuente]

Who: CREW ASSEMBLE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: SS Young and Dumb Paisley
When: Anytime in September

[Hey what's up, it's a ship mingle! Make your own top levels, and tag all month on board this lovely piece of actual crap!]

Comments

[delincuente]

Of course not. I'm strictly a mysterious, bewitching sorceress figure.

[She makes a waggling motion with her fingers, and smiles a little goofily at him.]

[stefanged]

[In return, he fakes a horrified look, nearly putting a hand over his heart as he goes to move the crate to a less obnoxious position.] Careful, Ms. Sorceress. I'd make a terrible familiar.

[He does, however, finally go to move the crate to a less obnoxious place.] By the way, take whatever you want. Free cloth's still free cloth.

[delincuente]

Hey, you don't give yourself enough credit. I think you'd be an awesome familiar. You've got the cool, broody thing going on already.

[She's very proud that she managed to say "cool" instead of anything embarrassing.]

And I totally will. I bet they'd make nice dish rags.

[stefanged]

[He's actually contemplating this.] I just glare at anyone that looks at you funny, right? I think I can handle that.

Dish rags, maybe even another pillow if we stuff one right... Possibilities are kinda endless.

[delincuente]

Yeah, and you help bring me mice and stuff for all my spooky potions.

[stefanged]

Aw, no eyes of newt or frog hearts? I hear they're especially popular with witches this year.

[He scrunches up his face, just a bit.] On the bright side? Familiars can and will do most of your paperwork.

[delincuente]

I'm trying to cut down on frog hearts. They're a little too tender.

[She gives him an especially dorky grin.]

And it's a good thing familiars do the paperwork, because witches don't even know what half the paperwork is.

[stefanged]

[One of these days, he's gonna be mad that his captain doesn't keep tabs on the important things. This, thankfully, isn't one of them.]

Word of advice? We probably shouldn't admit that to the rest of the crew.

[delincuente]

Yeah, we don't want them to think we're anything other than their totally normal, human, competent commanding duo.

[stefanged]

I was thinking more, "we don't want them to think they can skimp on the paperwork," because that's your perk, but sure. Let's go with that too.

[delincuente]

Aw, it's a perk? What, you wouldn't let me do it if I wasn't so charming and cool?

[stefanged]

Probably not. I can't let everyone here think I'm a total softie.

[delincuente]

Yeah, that's my secret to keep.