Well. Might be something to put on your list of stuff to try some time? It's hard to describe how awesome pooping is because it's like. Not a words thing.

[Considers for a moment.]

And as far as simple physical pleasure goes, it's way less of a chance for stuff to get weird than sex. [Shrug.]

By the way, thanks for never bullshitting me. It's really nice to talk to someone who doesn't get weird about stuff.