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zнaѕ ([personal profile] theboogieman) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-09-16 12:28 pm
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Red Fish Mingle

Who: Red Fish Crew!
Broadcast: None!
Action: Yes!
When: Dinner time!

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[there is an almost-long-standing tradition in the Skullface Household regarding having a certain dinner on a certain night of the month because certain creepy vampire hunters just kind of miss the food that their moms used to make sometimes. Zhas had been unsuccessful in aquiring the ingredients until very recently--when he figured out that this economy-sized pack of Floot Loop Macaroni was not actually Floot Loop flavored (they're just "loop" shaped, whatever that means...) and that there's a place down on the dusty moon that sells little meat-based sausage things that are basically hotdogs if you squint at them a little.

so one night when everyone's home, the crew gets a text from Zhas saying 'KITCHEN', which is somewhat-helpfully followed up with, 'there is food'.

because guess what losers it's a RED FISH FAMILY DINNER and he secretly likes all of you enough to share.

so sit your ass down around the table and start eating because there is a ton of crappy out-of-the-box macaroni with little meat pieces in it!! there's also bread and bowls and utensils and whatever else other people contribute. tag in with food prep, or showing up, or already eating, or all of those things... threadjacking (and breadjacking) is highly encouraged so do what makes you happy it's freakin' macaroni night.

suck it Blue Fish we can have a nice dinner too (I'm kidding it'll be a mess)]
mortalcoil: (things have changed)

[personal profile] mortalcoil 2015-10-06 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[maybe he'd caught the 'one warning' trick from Zhas--and maybe the fact that Zhas is sitting right there is making it worse--but Coil doesn't try to argue or explain this time.

he just lunges for Nux's other arm, the one without a bowl of food in it. just like he'd done on the bridge during Nux's chaotic welcome, he grabs for that key point so he can twist the joint against bones and nerves.]