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driftfleet2015-09-20 12:36 pm
electrostatics) wrote in driftfleet2015-09-20 12:36 pm
Entry tags:
first shock | video
Who: anyone who wants to watch this loser build some terrible construction out of dubious food material
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Caprine
When: September 20, evening
[ What's this? The camera shows the view of the table in the galley.
Someone offscreen is painstakingly constructing....something on a plate, cutting up solids to serve as the construction material. They don't appear to care what flavour it is, only that it's being carefully chopped into bricks and co-opted for the noble purposes of construction.
Occasionally there's movement from the edge of the screen, footsteps to and from the table, and the sound of the protein machine dispensing more of randomly-chosen foodstuff. Gel is carefully layered onto the small, solid 'bricks' of food to create a kind of mortar, and sticks of solid are pressed into service and shaped to provide appropriate support.
It holds solidly together, enough that whatever this person is building is taking shape quite quickly. It appears to be, when it's done...
Some kind of pixel imitation of a spaceship. Thrusters, fins, and all.
They sit back, turning the camera towards them, to reveal someone who doesn't look very human. The camera passes by an untouched plate of dessert cream. ]
I think I used every flavour to make this.[ He motions to the spaceship model on the plate. ] Go ahead and eat it if you want.
[ He sounds bored. After a moment, he stands, picks up the communicator and turns it off. ]
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: SS Caprine
When: September 20, evening
[ What's this? The camera shows the view of the table in the galley.
Someone offscreen is painstakingly constructing....something on a plate, cutting up solids to serve as the construction material. They don't appear to care what flavour it is, only that it's being carefully chopped into bricks and co-opted for the noble purposes of construction.
Occasionally there's movement from the edge of the screen, footsteps to and from the table, and the sound of the protein machine dispensing more of randomly-chosen foodstuff. Gel is carefully layered onto the small, solid 'bricks' of food to create a kind of mortar, and sticks of solid are pressed into service and shaped to provide appropriate support.
It holds solidly together, enough that whatever this person is building is taking shape quite quickly. It appears to be, when it's done...
Some kind of pixel imitation of a spaceship. Thrusters, fins, and all.
They sit back, turning the camera towards them, to reveal someone who doesn't look very human. The camera passes by an untouched plate of dessert cream. ]
I think I used every flavour to make this.[ He motions to the spaceship model on the plate. ] Go ahead and eat it if you want.
[ He sounds bored. After a moment, he stands, picks up the communicator and turns it off. ]
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[Duh.]
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So. What's your name?
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Joseph Joestar, but you can call me Jojo. Who are you?
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I'm Elecman. [ A wry sort of smile crosses his face. ] You might have guessed something like that, if you were a guessing kind of person. [ Gee, it's not like he has a persistent lightning bolt black and yellow motif or anything. ]
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[You are giving Joseph way too much credit, Elecman.]