what's in a wonderball????

[thebarkside]

Who: Wonderducks and pals!
Broadcast: N/A!
Action: On the Wonderduck! IT'S A MINGLE
When: From now until whenever the next mingle is. :')

[ ARE YOU A WONDERDUCK? are you a friend of a wonderduck who might actually be on the wonderduck ship at any point?? then this mingle is for you! top-level and tag around, idgaf as long as it's on the bird ship. ]

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Opennn

[jamminshield]

[Steven's your local personnel... person. And he's ready to talk to anyone! The tiny child demonstrates this by leaving the door to his office wide open, and then he announces it.]

Hey everyone! My door's wide open!!

[feathery]

Open for what.

[Davesprite is actually curious about that. What do personnel officers do, especially when they aren't even in their teens.

He looks past Steven and into the room. Has it been refurbished? Is there even anything to refurbish it with? Tune in next time for a new, exciting episode of Captain Bird Doesn't Know What the Fuck Goes On Around His Ship.]

[jamminshield]

[He holds out the arms and presents the open door like it's an attraction.]

Open for... anything! Or, mostly anything. Like personnel things. Orrr just for hanging out and having a fun time!

[feathery]

Chillax there, Vanna.

[It's faintly amused.]

But I guess that's cool. I never seen someone with a personnel augment get situated well enough to know what it was all about. Throwing parties of situational value sound as good a use of your station as any.

[jamminshield]

I'm chillaxing, really! [He runs a hand over himself as if it's functioning as some kind of chillaxation meter.]

But thanks! I'm glad to help you learn about stuff. And parties sound like a lot of fun!

[feathery]

[Indeed, the chillaxation has been brought.]

Well, you're the dude in the position of party officiator, so their future fun ratings on this ship are up to you. You think you're ready for that?

[jamminshield]

[Now he just pretends to look all serious about this matter.]

It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it! [He salutes.] I'm gonna make sure we party so hard... we'll be partying our socks off!

[feathery]

[And Davesprite humors him by arching both eyebrows in mock surprise.]

Shit, you know a party is real when you're hopping right out of your socks. I hope we've got enough of them to keep it going long-term.

[jamminshield]

[He props his hands on his hips with mock confidence.]

You raise some good points. That's why... we have to focus on getting our ship lots of new socks! I bet that, um, it'll get to the point where we have to call this ship the Wonder Socks instead!

[feathery]

[Davesprite is definitely calling the ship the Wondersocks next time he has to use its name.]

Means we'll have to get a new ship logo. Which I'm ok with. The duck radiating Atroma's holy light could use a good pair of socks for the winter.

[jamminshield]

Oh, definitely! Plus it's already really cold in space. We gotta look out for even the feet of little ducks!

[feathery]

The feet of little ducks is top priority for our crew. What other reason would anyone have for naming a ship such a thing otherwise.

[jamminshield]

I wonder!

[feathery]

[Did Davesprite just get punned. He hasn't been punned at since Henry.]

Are you going to sing. [Since lbr, he's probably born witness to Steven doing that by now.]

[jamminshield]

[Deal with it.

Steven seems to be mulling it over.]

Good idea! Let me think about it for a second... I can't force it!

[feathery]

[Davesprite just nods.]

Sure. Get in the zone, dude.

[Even if it is kind of weird to just wait there expectantly, but w/e.]