what's in a wonderball????

[thebarkside]

Who: Wonderducks and pals!
Broadcast: N/A!
Action: On the Wonderduck! IT'S A MINGLE
When: From now until whenever the next mingle is. :')

[ ARE YOU A WONDERDUCK? are you a friend of a wonderduck who might actually be on the wonderduck ship at any point?? then this mingle is for you! top-level and tag around, idgaf as long as it's on the bird ship. ]

Comments

[feathery]

Nope. It is a total goddamn mystery.

[It's a little wry and a little darkly amused.]

I guess they have kids who tune into the show, if you pretend the letters they read are legit. But there's no way to tell what kinds of premium content they keep behind a paywall.

[Seriously. If this is a kid show, they made a mistake bringing anyone with a mouth like Davesprite's aboard.]

[cajunspice]

Hope there be some parental lock on their... tvs or whatever they use then. [Ok, so that was something to either get use to, the idea of always being watched... or just ignore so Remy didn't go crazy over the whole thing and paranoid. After all, would it really change how he acted for the most anyway? He doubted it.]

Merde this be so messed up.

[feathery]

Understatement, dude.

[A beat, before he adds:]

Wait until you see the food.

[cajunspice]

've had a number of warnin's but nothin' overly detailed 'bout how bad it be. [If it was anything like being on the Marsiva...] Might have to look at a more liquid diet at one of those bars people be talkin' 'bout.

[feathery]

Yeah, might be a good alternative. Because everything is jelly. Everything. The slop they tell you is chicken? Jelly. Your green beans? Jelly. Your orange soda? No one's actually sure what that's made out of, but I bet it's liquidized jelly.

[And they don't have apple juice. Instant mark against them.]

I can make Doritos, but that's pretty much the limits of my versatility here.

[cajunspice]

...Ya be a crappy welcomin' party. [Ugh, jellied food, nothing wrong with the texture now and then, but constantly? Yeah, not fun.] Or the breaker of bad news, not sure what role I prefer ya in.

[feathery]

How about both.

[If he were the sort, he'd sound unbearably chipper here. But, being himself, he settles for amused.]

I am a knowledge dispenser of all things shitty and mostly useless.

[cajunspice]

'nd here I was hopin' for 'nspirational motivational talks.

Not that I got 'lot of gear to store 'way, but guessin' there be a place to call m' own 'round here, or we just crash wherever we can find a spot?

[feathery]

Oh, yeah, you can just grab one of the rooms we got open. There are two right now, since our erstwhile captain hightailed it wherever Atroma dumps you when they don't want you on the show no more.

[cajunspice]

Sounds like a plan, will settle m'self in then 'nd take in the surroundin's. [Remy offered a mocked salute, more of a wave of his hand from his forehead than the proper thing.] Thanks for... whatever this all was.

[feathery]

Complete bullshit.

[What a helpful suggestion.]

But yeah, no prob, dude. Just don't break anything and we're good.

[cajunspice]

Well now ya just takin' all the fun out of it. [A smirk in place as he turned to head out in search for said rooms.] Would say see ya 'round sometime, but have a feelin' that be a damn poor joke considerin' the circumstances of our livin' requirements.