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[retconciled]

Who: Milla
Broadcast: Open video!
Action: SS Blue Fish
When: December 13th


[Milla looks unhappy. Get used to that look, you're going to be seeing it a lot. She's outside her office and points the camera at the door where a plate reads "Milla Maxwell" and then nudges the door open to show a small couch, a desk and some chairs.]

So what the hell do I do with this anyway? And where is the food? You know, actual food? Food people eat, not this gross whatever it is! I want to make soup... And what about a tomato omelette?

[She makes a frustrated noise and goes into the office, leaving the door open and flopping on the couch. She keeps the communicator above her.]

Listen just tell me who do I contact to go back to dying? [Dryly:] At least the miasma didn't have flavoured jellies for meals.

[Yeah she's sore about everything. She drops the communicator on her chest - someone might want to tell her about where that's pointing - and chooses to sulk on her couch.]

Comments

[retconciled]

[What a puppy. She feels like she's feeding one, anyway, and it endears her a lot. She even holds the tray still while he takes what he wants.]

Milla Maxwell. I didn't think I would be rooming with a pudding enthusiast.

[save_the_souls]

[He takes a cup and a spoon that's on the tray, moving to dig in. Mmm, sweet real food. But he gives a little laugh]

Ha- I'm not sure I'm a pudding enthusiast- but it is quite good! And it's real food, unlike those protein gels. [Which are a TRAVESTY.]

[retconciled]

Those rotten things can't even be called gels. [Real gels at least taste pretty decent and heal you!] They're more like... like... mashed up beetle paste! Yeah that's right. I said it.

[save_the_souls]

[He laughs a bit more]

You're right. They do taste like something that disgusting.

[retconciled]

[She actually manages a real smile, too.]

Right? Do we ever get real food around here?

[save_the_souls]

Not much, I'm afraid. I've been trying to grow some vegetables in the sickbay, some of the waystations in this sector have been selling ostrich meat- but that's about it.

[retconciled]

[Ostrich- no she's not going to ask what that is.]

'Trying'? Are you good at growing things or is it just that you suck?

[She doesn't mean to be rude but hey.]

[save_the_souls]

Hey I don't suck!

[RUDE!]

It's just...I'm..not used to plants that don't try to eat me if I do something wrong. So...it's tricky!