☮ 005. ((voice))

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Who: Alex Russo and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Common room
When: A couple of days into the event

[The feed crackles on, and out comes Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" at full volume. Someone found the Marsiva's music collection.]

Oh my god, why did no one tell me Taylor Swift gets good in the future?

[Once the song ends, she'll be playing the rest of the 1989 album. Sorry, Floots.]

[Filtered to the SS Paisley crew, and any other close friends.]

Hey, sound off. You guys all still in one piece?

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[Oh my goddd ANOTHER T SWIFT FAN.]

Dude. Dude.

Have you heard Bad Blood yet?

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Oh my god, yes! And the music video?!

[She looks totally distressed by how much she's enjoying this.]

This is, like, existentially confusing. I hated her back in 2010.

[geonomy]

I know! It's so - I want to see a superhero movie made with that team!

[Oh my gosh tho]

How could you even hate her?! You know she's one of the most charitable singers out there, right? [Granted he was six by 2010 and Swift was the last thing he was thinking about but]

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It was all the whiny "Teardrops on My Guitar" crap that I couldn't-

[Suddenly she pauses, and Clay can hear "Bad Blood" playing agin in the background.]

Oh my god. Holy- Clay, I found my face twin. And she's in a Taylow Swift video.

[geonomy]

Whoa, really? Hold on, let me get over there -

[It's depressingly easy to get there now, except for the part where it's a longass hallway he has to walk down]

pretend i didn't say "taylow swift" akjshda

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[When he gets there, she's got the video paused on a shot of her doppelganger, and she's squinting at it with distaste.]

Why are her boobs so much better than mine?

but i'm so bad at pretending

[geonomy]

[Clay looks at the video, and - wow, yeah. That's Selena Gomez, right? He leans over, hand on her shoulder, to get a better look.]

Alex, yours are fine. [He gives her shoulder a pat.] But yeah, wow, she does look a lot like you. You could give people a run for their money if you dressed up like her for Halloween!

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What, can you even see them from back there?

[She tugs down the scoop neck of her tank top, for once not looking ashamed of the grisly scar, and makes a face.]

And dude, how come I've never heard of her before? All these people from Earth, and not one person's been like, "Woah, there's this chick on Earth who looks like a sexier you."