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driftfleet2015-11-02 12:18 pm
honorbends) wrote in driftfleet2015-11-02 12:18 pm
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Who: Zuko [honorbends] and YOU.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Marsiva!
When: Now!
[ zuko is sitting on a couch playing what appears to be super mario bros. The old school nes version, naturally, and zuko has discovered that 1) video games are amazing and 2) he isn't actually terrible at them.
what zuko is terrible at, however, is controlling his sheer disbelief that the knowledge that all mario needs to do in order to firebend is eat a flower. is that it? seriously??? if it were that easy in his universe, he wouldn't have had to climb up a goddamn mountain in order to regain his skills and talk to a freaking dragon. he would happily --
but his inner monologue is interrupted when zuko finally makes it to the castle, and he looks pretty satisfied with himself at beating this thing (eat shit bowser!!) but then -- ]
-- she's in another castle?
[ ARE YOU SERIOUS and the nes controller is thrown at the ground in a huff. ]
I went through three firebending flowers for that? Unbelievable -- !
[ luigi is better anyway. :c ]
honorbends] and YOU.Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Marsiva!
When: Now!
[ zuko is sitting on a couch playing what appears to be super mario bros. The old school nes version, naturally, and zuko has discovered that 1) video games are amazing and 2) he isn't actually terrible at them.
what zuko is terrible at, however, is controlling his sheer disbelief that the knowledge that all mario needs to do in order to firebend is eat a flower. is that it? seriously??? if it were that easy in his universe, he wouldn't have had to climb up a goddamn mountain in order to regain his skills and talk to a freaking dragon. he would happily --
but his inner monologue is interrupted when zuko finally makes it to the castle, and he looks pretty satisfied with himself at beating this thing (eat shit bowser!!) but then -- ]
-- she's in another castle?
[ ARE YOU SERIOUS and the nes controller is thrown at the ground in a huff. ]
I went through three firebending flowers for that? Unbelievable -- !
[ luigi is better anyway. :c ]
Action
[ in the best deadpan zuko can manage as he collects his controller, moving onto the next stage, hopping neatly over some goombas. ]
You're the expert.
Action
[He'll just chow down on whatever he has to eat right now. It's gonna be meat-something, let's face it. ]
You should jump on top of the little brown mushroom people.
Action
[ in the tone of GOD SOKKA HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT ]
And you don't have to jump on top of them to win.
[ stop the senseless violence sokka :c ]
Action
[God, Zuko, stop being such a NERD. ]
But you get more points? Don't you want the high score?
Action
[ sokka peach could be dying right now don't you care??? ]
Bowser moved her to a different castle.
[ were you not paying attention ]
What if the game is time based? If I waste time stepping on mushrooms, she could die or something.
Action
[Sokka turns to give him a long, pointed look. ]
You do know she's not actually real, right? I mean, she can't die, but even if she could, you'd just restart and she'd be fine.
Action
I know it's not real, don't be an idiot.
[ but !!! ]
That doesn't mean I want to lose. -- and why would she want to be kidnapped by a giant dinosaur?
Action
[He sees that eyeroll and raises one [1] stinkeye. ]
Tortoise. And I don't know, she keeps actively hopping from castle to castle. That screams "stop stalking me, I want to stay with my giant turtle boyfriend" to me.
Action
That isn't the plot of the game.
[ the toad clearly said save the princess sokka don't you fucking read ]
-- and he's not a turtle.
[ WHAT TURTLE LOOKS LIKE THAT ]
Action
Dude! He's totally a turtle!!!
Action
[ turtles do not have spikes!!! ]
He's obviously a dinosaur.
Action
What the heck is a dinosaur?!!!
Action
without missing a beat
because hE'S NOT DIGNIFYING THAT STUPID QUESTION WITH A RESPONSE
crau gives you so many cool experiences sokka jeez]Action
Like.
That is super fucking rude??!!
He puts the pillow down, after it's bounced off his face. ]
What? It's a legitimate question!
Action
[
whatever avatar creators i can make up animals too]How have you not run into them yet?
[ WORLD HOPPING MEANS RUNNING INTO DINOSAURS APPARENTLY?? ]
Action
...Nope. No giant landsnakes yet. I'd of remembered.
Action
... well, they're huge.
And they look like Bowser.
[ no they don't zuko ]
Action
[IMPORTANT QUESTIONS THAT NEED ANSWERS. ]