ғɪʀᴇʟᴏʀᴅ ᴢᴜᴋᴏ (
honorbends) wrote in
driftfleet2015-11-02 12:18 pm
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Who: Zuko [
honorbends] and YOU.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Marsiva!
When: Now!
[ zuko is sitting on a couch playing what appears to be super mario bros. The old school nes version, naturally, and zuko has discovered that 1) video games are amazing and 2) he isn't actually terrible at them.
what zuko is terrible at, however, is controlling his sheer disbelief that the knowledge that all mario needs to do in order to firebend is eat a flower. is that it? seriously??? if it were that easy in his universe, he wouldn't have had to climb up a goddamn mountain in order to regain his skills and talk to a freaking dragon. he would happily --
but his inner monologue is interrupted when zuko finally makes it to the castle, and he looks pretty satisfied with himself at beating this thing (eat shit bowser!!) but then -- ]
-- she's in another castle?
[ ARE YOU SERIOUS and the nes controller is thrown at the ground in a huff. ]
I went through three firebending flowers for that? Unbelievable -- !
[ luigi is better anyway. :c ]
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Marsiva!
When: Now!
[ zuko is sitting on a couch playing what appears to be super mario bros. The old school nes version, naturally, and zuko has discovered that 1) video games are amazing and 2) he isn't actually terrible at them.
what zuko is terrible at, however, is controlling his sheer disbelief that the knowledge that all mario needs to do in order to firebend is eat a flower. is that it? seriously??? if it were that easy in his universe, he wouldn't have had to climb up a goddamn mountain in order to regain his skills and talk to a freaking dragon. he would happily --
but his inner monologue is interrupted when zuko finally makes it to the castle, and he looks pretty satisfied with himself at beating this thing (eat shit bowser!!) but then -- ]
-- she's in another castle?
[ ARE YOU SERIOUS and the nes controller is thrown at the ground in a huff. ]
I went through three firebending flowers for that? Unbelievable -- !
[ luigi is better anyway. :c ]

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"Firebending flowers"?
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[ as he collects the controller, irritated ]
He can control fire.
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Are you new at this?
[ the whole... world hopping thing, and zuko reboots the level ]
Because not everyone can do that -- not even in my universe.
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That's beside the point, anyway. That's a weird name for it.
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[ dryly, as mario hops along in his search for peach ]
-- and calling something 'weird' just because it's not familiar is pretty stupid.
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And it is weird, anyway. The fire isn't 'bending' at all.
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[ stupid dungeons, ugh, the worst levels ]
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[nah, worst levels are the water levels]
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[ mildly ]