ғɪʀᴇʟᴏʀᴅ ᴢᴜᴋᴏ (
honorbends) wrote in
driftfleet2015-11-02 12:18 pm
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Who: Zuko [
honorbends] and YOU.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Marsiva!
When: Now!
[ zuko is sitting on a couch playing what appears to be super mario bros. The old school nes version, naturally, and zuko has discovered that 1) video games are amazing and 2) he isn't actually terrible at them.
what zuko is terrible at, however, is controlling his sheer disbelief that the knowledge that all mario needs to do in order to firebend is eat a flower. is that it? seriously??? if it were that easy in his universe, he wouldn't have had to climb up a goddamn mountain in order to regain his skills and talk to a freaking dragon. he would happily --
but his inner monologue is interrupted when zuko finally makes it to the castle, and he looks pretty satisfied with himself at beating this thing (eat shit bowser!!) but then -- ]
-- she's in another castle?
[ ARE YOU SERIOUS and the nes controller is thrown at the ground in a huff. ]
I went through three firebending flowers for that? Unbelievable -- !
[ luigi is better anyway. :c ]
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Marsiva!
When: Now!
[ zuko is sitting on a couch playing what appears to be super mario bros. The old school nes version, naturally, and zuko has discovered that 1) video games are amazing and 2) he isn't actually terrible at them.
what zuko is terrible at, however, is controlling his sheer disbelief that the knowledge that all mario needs to do in order to firebend is eat a flower. is that it? seriously??? if it were that easy in his universe, he wouldn't have had to climb up a goddamn mountain in order to regain his skills and talk to a freaking dragon. he would happily --
but his inner monologue is interrupted when zuko finally makes it to the castle, and he looks pretty satisfied with himself at beating this thing (eat shit bowser!!) but then -- ]
-- she's in another castle?
[ ARE YOU SERIOUS and the nes controller is thrown at the ground in a huff. ]
I went through three firebending flowers for that? Unbelievable -- !
[ luigi is better anyway. :c ]

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[ he's like 98% sure all the princesses/royal girls he knows wouldn't be running off visiting someone when he was trying to save them from a dinosaur.
maybe ty lee would.
probably. ]
But the game doesn't make any sense, so.
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[He's imagining the princess to look something like Arya now, and he can't imagine her waiting around for a man in strange clothing.]
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[ most of the girls (and all of the princesses) that zuko knows certainly would have done the same, especially if zuko was the prince they were waiting on. ]
I guess that'd be a realistic plot, anyway.
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... Are there really flowers that can blow fire like that?
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[ mrrr. ]
I think this game just made them up.