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driftfleet2015-11-02 12:18 pm
honorbends) wrote in driftfleet2015-11-02 12:18 pm
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Who: Zuko [honorbends] and YOU.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Marsiva!
When: Now!
[ zuko is sitting on a couch playing what appears to be super mario bros. The old school nes version, naturally, and zuko has discovered that 1) video games are amazing and 2) he isn't actually terrible at them.
what zuko is terrible at, however, is controlling his sheer disbelief that the knowledge that all mario needs to do in order to firebend is eat a flower. is that it? seriously??? if it were that easy in his universe, he wouldn't have had to climb up a goddamn mountain in order to regain his skills and talk to a freaking dragon. he would happily --
but his inner monologue is interrupted when zuko finally makes it to the castle, and he looks pretty satisfied with himself at beating this thing (eat shit bowser!!) but then -- ]
-- she's in another castle?
[ ARE YOU SERIOUS and the nes controller is thrown at the ground in a huff. ]
I went through three firebending flowers for that? Unbelievable -- !
[ luigi is better anyway. :c ]
honorbends] and YOU.Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Marsiva!
When: Now!
[ zuko is sitting on a couch playing what appears to be super mario bros. The old school nes version, naturally, and zuko has discovered that 1) video games are amazing and 2) he isn't actually terrible at them.
what zuko is terrible at, however, is controlling his sheer disbelief that the knowledge that all mario needs to do in order to firebend is eat a flower. is that it? seriously??? if it were that easy in his universe, he wouldn't have had to climb up a goddamn mountain in order to regain his skills and talk to a freaking dragon. he would happily --
but his inner monologue is interrupted when zuko finally makes it to the castle, and he looks pretty satisfied with himself at beating this thing (eat shit bowser!!) but then -- ]
-- she's in another castle?
[ ARE YOU SERIOUS and the nes controller is thrown at the ground in a huff. ]
I went through three firebending flowers for that? Unbelievable -- !
[ luigi is better anyway. :c ]
action/audio; omfg davesprite....
joke goes totally over his head and zuko just looks annoyed as he gets up to collect the controller, sitting back down on the couch in a huff once he starts the next level ]
This is so stupid.
action/audio;
[He says it with so little inflection that Zuko might not be able to tell if it's the truth, but oh god, Davesprite is staying for this. Is he about to provide nonstop commentary for Zuko's saga? Maybe.]
What if this game is really a study in how fucking dumb you have to be not to realize those controls have got you played and you're just plunging all those pipes like a dog on a leash. Plumbways.
action/audio;
zuko turns to stare at the teenager with wings (??? why not sure he's seen weirder) and stares at him, evenly, and in an equally deadpan tone ]
How many levels are in this game?
[ because his curiosity on defeating the dinosaur bowser thing hinges on how much patience he has to actually bother ]
action/audio;
[He's just gonna move to flop bonelessly onto the couch, still holding his communicator. It looks kind of uncomfortable, what with the feathers and all.]
It could be an endless recursion of levels.
action/audio;
[ omfg davesprite control your feathers and zuko sighs before shifting over to make more room ]
I don't have video games in my world.
action/audio;
Is it the wings. That's offensive, dude. That would be like me saying I could tell you didn't have video games because of the scar.
[DAVESPRITE......]
action/audio; 1/2
action/audio;
Why would wings be a clue?
[ seriously ]
That makes no sense.
action/audio;
[He shrugs, like sorry???
He should definitely be sorry.]
I guess they are my standout spriteguide feature, though. So you'd technically be right.
action/audio;
[ sorry zuko just automatically assumed you said spirit wrong davesprite clearly you need to be educated on the ways ]
action/audio;
Why is his audio feed still broadcasting.]
Really. Not a single one? You got a shit collection of spirit guides, then, dude. There's always got to be at least one bird.
action/audio;
Maybe some of them have wings, but I don't meet spirit guides very frequently.
[ though -- ]
The ones I've met have been fish.
action/audio;
[Said with a birdlike tilt of his head, like he's scrutinizing Zuko. Can he picture this guy getting guided by fishy wisdom?]