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[honorbends]

Who: Zuko [honorbends] and YOU.
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: The Marsiva!
When: Now!

[ zuko is sitting on a couch playing what appears to be super mario bros. The old school nes version, naturally, and zuko has discovered that 1) video games are amazing and 2) he isn't actually terrible at them.

what zuko is terrible at, however, is controlling his sheer disbelief that the knowledge that all mario needs to do in order to firebend is eat a flower. is that it? seriously??? if it were that easy in his universe, he wouldn't have had to climb up a goddamn mountain in order to regain his skills and talk to a freaking dragon. he would happily --

but his inner monologue is interrupted when zuko finally makes it to the castle, and he looks pretty satisfied with himself at beating this thing (eat shit bowser!!) but then -- ]

-- she's in another castle?

[ ARE YOU SERIOUS and the nes controller is thrown at the ground in a huff. ]

I went through three firebending flowers for that? Unbelievable -- !

[ luigi is better anyway. :c ]

Comments

[video]

[thebloodseal]

I suppose that would defeat the point, though... and it is a little fun to Firebend at all the walking mushrooms and stuff.

[video]

[honorbends]

[ . . . well, al does have a good point there, and with a MASSIVE SIGH, he restarts the level. ]

I guess, but you have to get lucky and find the stupid flower first. How is that even practical?

[video]

[thebloodseal]

Yeah, it would be a lot more fun if you could shoot fireballs all the time. Or even rocks or something.

[video]

[honorbends]

My friend Toph can throw rocks.

[ mildly, because that's definitely important. as zuko hops over a divide of pirhana plants. ]

I'm sure she can have someone light them on fire, if you want a real show.

[video]

[thebloodseal]

I've met Toph, and I can completely believe she can throw rocks. And would be able to persuade someone to set them on fire- that would be right up her alley.

[video]

[honorbends]

She has before, so.

[ several of those flaming rocks have been lobbed at him unfortunately ]

[video]

[thebloodseal]

Part of me wants to see that in action, but most of me would be afraid for the other passengers' safety. [He laughs.]

[video]

[honorbends]

Probably for the best.

[ that's a real concern okay ]

[video]

[thebloodseal]

Once we land on a planet, though... all bets are off.

[video]

[honorbends]

I'd just get good at ducking, that's all.

[video]

[thebloodseal]

I think I'll be fine... as long as she doesn't try bending my body apart.