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isaac lahey ([personal profile] frigidaire) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-11-15 10:10 pm

02 | video + action | i'm dreaming of a white christmas...

Who: Isaac Lahey & Davesprite
Broadcast: fleetwide; action/network for the Marsiva
Action: Marsiva
When: morning of the 15th.

[ when the feed flickers on, it takes a second for the video to adjust. when it does, there's no one there, but instead the corridors and entryways of the Marsiva are covered in streams of white. the floors are covered, every pillar and doorway, every window frame, chair, table, potted plant, whatever -- literally everything is covered in white. the whole field of view is streams upon streams of white.

upon closer inspection? toilet paper. countless rolls of toilet paper, strewn about to fill every possible surface. chances are, anyone who steps out of their room will find they are met with a fluffy white sea of quilted toilet tissue. it's only a shame it doesn't stick to the walls or it might well be there, too. in some corners the cardboard tubes are stacked up in different shapes, one stack of them, set up in the middle of the room, looks like someone might have been trying to bowl with them. it's a 7-10 split.

finally, the video swivels and shows the face of a young man, Isaac Lahey. ]
So I know most of the glitching has been pretty bad, but yesterday I found this panel, had all of these buttons and... well, this happened. I mean, we found a storage closet. We being, me and Davesprite. Thought we'd do some redecorating. There's more to do -- this place is huge -- and if we're going to be trapped here by this maybe evil maybe good spaceship crew, we should at least enjoy it. Kind of.

[ he snorts, looking around again. ] Tried toilet paper bowling. It's pretty easy to cheat. We have a ton more, and there's a lot of ship, so. Yeah. [ the camera turns again to a substantial pile of toilet paper rolls. ooh, look, they might even be the double rolls! ] If you get bored, anyway. We can't finish it all ourselves.


(ooc: feel free to stumble upon Isaac and Davesprite TPing! responses may come from one or both! )
kotatsu: (♪ { NO HOMO })

3/3

[personal profile] kotatsu 2015-11-18 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ in the most stern voice a seven year old girl can muster: ]

Did you do this?

[ isaac jameson tobias lahey, how dare you. ]
feathery: art@biigurutwin (kids; dude i am not a tissue)

[personal profile] feathery 2015-11-20 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[And Davesprite is momentarily torn between finding this funny—it helps that her immediate object of ire is Isaac Lahey—and weirdly chagrined.

Either way, he's caught up on the fact of omg she's mad at us.

So he just offers this totally useful and erudite remark:]


Yes...?
kotatsu: (♪ { dad's late again.... })

[personal profile] kotatsu 2015-11-21 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ et tu, davesprite???? she thought you were better than this. what happened to fast snail enterprises (tm)? the amount of disappointment and outrage on her face is ridiculous. ]

It's not fun when someone trips and gets hurt!

[ like she almost did earlier. ]

If you're bored, we could play a game! Like hide and seek, or Go Fish! You don't have to make things dangerous for everyone else just to have fun.
feathery: art@askturntechsprite (this is your commentary riff)

[personal profile] feathery 2015-11-21 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
[:(((

He is totally not better than this.

He's perplexed when she calls it dangerous, to be perfectly honest. Like. It's toilet paper and wet floors are totally worse in terms of hazards. Which is why he shoots Isaac a bemused look and a slight shrug, unsure of what to do.]


No one's gonna get hurt messing around with toilet paper. [It isn't mean—it's honestly pretty gentle for him—but he's firm about it.] Besides, if someone trips and falls, it's probably better they've got a little bit of cushioning to land on.
kotatsu: (♪ { /thinking face })

[personal profile] kotatsu 2015-11-25 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ is toilet paper really enough cushioning for a fall though, is what she's wondering. but okay, nanako isn't completely unreasonable, so there's a moment where her frown is caught somewhere between thoughtful and a little petulant as she considers their words.

eventually, she pouts and gives the folded up toilet paper back to them.
]

Okay... [ the word is dragged out a little with a sigh. ] I'm sorry for bothering you.

[ you can go back to your regularly scheduled tping, she guesses. it's not like they're doing it for the sake of hurting people, and she supposes that there are worse things to trip on. ]
feathery: art@eyecandybutts (backlit)

[personal profile] feathery 2015-12-06 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Davesprite is decidedly a bad influence, so he drapes a short strip of TP over her head.]

C'mon. Give it a shot. I guarantee it's not that sinister of an activity.