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driftfleet2015-11-15 10:10 pm
frigidaire) wrote in driftfleet2015-11-15 10:10 pm
Entry tags:
02 | video + action | i'm dreaming of a white christmas...
Who: Isaac Lahey & Davesprite
Broadcast: fleetwide; action/network for the Marsiva
Action: Marsiva
When: morning of the 15th.
[ when the feed flickers on, it takes a second for the video to adjust. when it does, there's no one there, but instead the corridors and entryways of the Marsiva are covered in streams of white. the floors are covered, every pillar and doorway, every window frame, chair, table, potted plant, whatever -- literally everything is covered in white. the whole field of view is streams upon streams of white.
upon closer inspection? toilet paper. countless rolls of toilet paper, strewn about to fill every possible surface. chances are, anyone who steps out of their room will find they are met with a fluffy white sea of quilted toilet tissue. it's only a shame it doesn't stick to the walls or it might well be there, too. in some corners the cardboard tubes are stacked up in different shapes, one stack of them, set up in the middle of the room, looks like someone might have been trying to bowl with them. it's a 7-10 split.
finally, the video swivels and shows the face of a young man, Isaac Lahey. ] So I know most of the glitching has been pretty bad, but yesterday I found this panel, had all of these buttons and... well, this happened. I mean, we found a storage closet. We being, me and Davesprite. Thought we'd do some redecorating. There's more to do -- this place is huge -- and if we're going to be trapped here by this maybe evil maybe good spaceship crew, we should at least enjoy it. Kind of.
[ he snorts, looking around again. ] Tried toilet paper bowling. It's pretty easy to cheat. We have a ton more, and there's a lot of ship, so. Yeah. [ the camera turns again to a substantial pile of toilet paper rolls. ooh, look, they might even be the double rolls! ] If you get bored, anyway. We can't finish it all ourselves.
(ooc: feel free to stumble upon Isaac and Davesprite TPing! responses may come from one or both! )
Broadcast: fleetwide; action/network for the Marsiva
Action: Marsiva
When: morning of the 15th.
[ when the feed flickers on, it takes a second for the video to adjust. when it does, there's no one there, but instead the corridors and entryways of the Marsiva are covered in streams of white. the floors are covered, every pillar and doorway, every window frame, chair, table, potted plant, whatever -- literally everything is covered in white. the whole field of view is streams upon streams of white.
upon closer inspection? toilet paper. countless rolls of toilet paper, strewn about to fill every possible surface. chances are, anyone who steps out of their room will find they are met with a fluffy white sea of quilted toilet tissue. it's only a shame it doesn't stick to the walls or it might well be there, too. in some corners the cardboard tubes are stacked up in different shapes, one stack of them, set up in the middle of the room, looks like someone might have been trying to bowl with them. it's a 7-10 split.
finally, the video swivels and shows the face of a young man, Isaac Lahey. ] So I know most of the glitching has been pretty bad, but yesterday I found this panel, had all of these buttons and... well, this happened. I mean, we found a storage closet. We being, me and Davesprite. Thought we'd do some redecorating. There's more to do -- this place is huge -- and if we're going to be trapped here by this maybe evil maybe good spaceship crew, we should at least enjoy it. Kind of.
[ he snorts, looking around again. ] Tried toilet paper bowling. It's pretty easy to cheat. We have a ton more, and there's a lot of ship, so. Yeah. [ the camera turns again to a substantial pile of toilet paper rolls. ooh, look, they might even be the double rolls! ] If you get bored, anyway. We can't finish it all ourselves.
(ooc: feel free to stumble upon Isaac and Davesprite TPing! responses may come from one or both! )
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[ because Isaac is not worried about the immediate future. maybe he should be? oh, well. right now they have one mission -- put toilet paper on everything. ]
I can always come back and check tomorrow or something. See if the supply has replenished. It doesn't even matter -- this is supposed to be fun, you know. Fun implies we're doing fun things, not just sitting and talking about all the ways this is not fun.
no subject
Or really forgoes the lead, walks around Isaac and Shawn, and does a quick study of Shawn's partial cleanup job.]
How much you wanna bet it'll all be gone by tomorrow, anyway. They'll just magic everything back exactly how it was when we showed up, like they do every fucking night. [He turns back to Isaac and Shawn with a shrug.] Might as well take advantage of that.