Paisley mingle!

[complicatedliar]

Who: Paisley crew and anyone with an excuse to be around/visitors/etc
Broadcast: Nope
Action: Around on the paisley
When: 11/25 on

[Time for the crew to get to know each other (again?) after returning from the Marsiva. Time to be one big happy family again! And what's a family without a contrary, asshole little brother?]

Comments

[delincuente]

[She doesn't answer that. Instead, she reaches down to pull out her wand and point it at the open book.]

Robotics books can be intense,
So help this one make a little more sense.

[Now, the text should transform into his own language when his eyes pass over the words, and in addition, some of the denser language might shift around into easier explanations. While it won't affect his ability to understand the concepts themselves, the text on the pages will present itself in whatever way would help the most.]

There. Let me know if that works better. Used it on my own books all the time.

[huaaaaagh]

[He blinks without a response at first, tilting his head and then turning the book back around to face him. And then his eyes abruptly get huge, grabbing the book and pulling it closer to stare at it. What, what, what.]

Oh my god. Oh my god. That's amazing! It's all Japanese!

[Continually boggled that he lives with freaking wizards, what the heck.]

[delincuente]

[Okay, so as much as Alex pretends to be a self-serving and callous person, she really enjoys getting to help people. Seeing Kirito's excitement makes her smile.]

Hey, no prob. This place doesn't do the whole translation thing as well as Paradisa did, it sucks.

[huaaaaagh]

[You have given him the tools to feed his obsession, Alex. He kind of loves you right now.]

Yeah, no kidding. [He learned that on Day 1.] But this is a huge help, seriously. Thank you.

[delincuente]

[She turns her head a little to keep him from seeing her blush. She isn't really used to being thanked so earnestly.]

It's cool. Just let me know if you need anything else translated. I can totally do subtitles.

[huaaaaagh]

...Are you sure it wouldn't be a bother?

[He doesn't want to impose or make any assumptions about how much power she can use in a set time period. Maybe she'd run out of MP right before some serious event, or- whatever.]

[delincuente]

If it was a bother, I wouldn't have done it in the first place.

[That's definitely logic, just listen to it.]

[huaaaaagh]

[He will accept this logic, for it is good.]

In that case, I'll definitely ask. You've made my life so much easier.

[delincuente]

Hey, that's what magic's for, right?

[She waggles her wand, and it gives off a couple of sparks.

Okay, so many she isn't the best choice of people to be wielding reality-bending powers.]

[huaaaaagh]

I feel like this is where I'm supposed to say something like, "use your powers responsibly!" ...But I can't, because I'm really benefitting, here.

[delincuente]

Yeah, saying that would have basically no effect on me, anyway.

[huaaaaagh]

Then I won't even try.

[He half-lifts the book in a little salute. Best captain ever.]