Paisley mingle!

[complicatedliar]

Who: Paisley crew and anyone with an excuse to be around/visitors/etc
Broadcast: Nope
Action: Around on the paisley
When: 11/25 on

[Time for the crew to get to know each other (again?) after returning from the Marsiva. Time to be one big happy family again! And what's a family without a contrary, asshole little brother?]

Comments

[huaaaaagh]

It drives me to the kitchen at least three times a day.

[Was this supposed to be a serious counselling session?]

[complicatedliar]

[You'd have to be a fool to think it was.]

I should think so. [His tone indicates he might be judging Kirito just a little for needing to eat. Only losers need food.]

Is there anything else that moves you?

[huaaaaagh]

[Judge all you like. Even if he didn't have to eat, he would. Food is great.]

Mm... I don't know. The will to survive, I guess.

[Have an honest answer for once, said as nonchalantly as possible.]

[complicatedliar]

Mmm. Very simple of you.

Though truly, man is a machine for transforming food into shit, yes?

[huaaaaagh]

We are known for that, yes.

[He's not going to deny basic biology.]

So what do goldfish have to do with my mental state, doctor?

[complicatedliar]

It isn't the goldfish specifically, you see. It is the small details that illustrate the larger picture. In the small things, the mask slips and the true behavior shines through.

[huaaaaagh]

...You talk cryptically enough to be a counsellor, at least.

[It's all deep analysis this and hidden meanings that. What's wrong with being straightforward?]

[complicatedliar]

I wonder how they knew to give me the proper augment.

I'm not here to dispense answers, now am I. But rather to prod the unwilling in the proper direction.

[huaaaaagh]

So what do you consider to be the proper direction, then?

[complicatedliar]

Wisdom and productivity, yes? [HAHAHAHAHA nope. But man he is saying this with a straight face.] Contentment and happiness.

[huaaaaagh]

...Right.

[This guy is either nuts or has an incredible poker face, and Kirito isn't sure which one he'd prefer. Either way, he stands up.]

Well, I won't take up more of your time. I'll be sure to think long and hard about the purpose for my existence, or whatever.

[complicatedliar]

[Little wiggly finger wave.]

I'll see you for your next session in a week.

[huaaaaagh]

Yeah, okay.

[HE IS MAKING LITERALLY ZERO PROMISES]