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Who: Suzie and YOU!
Broadcast: Fleetwide Video!
Action: On The Marsiva, newly arrived!
When: Afternoon, November 28th

[The view from the personal communicator broadcasting this particular message is — well, it's two things, really. One is that it's capturing a lovely, albeit partially-obscured view of the Marsiva, which also appears to be moving along at an ambling walking pace that's indicative of someone wandering around. The other is that whoever's responsible for this particular broadcast evidently missed the memo about appearing in it, because she's nowhere in sight.

All of which presumably adds up to the logical (and correct) conclusion: the communicator got shoved in a pocket and turned on by mistake, and here we are, granting the fleet an impromptu and oblivious tour of the Hospitality Deck and its sights and relative lack of sounds.]

...Helloooooo? Hello, perdonami! Um...if someone's there, I think there's been a...mistake...

[Wandering, wandering. Time to go look down the medical wing's corridor in search of human life, and be utterly disappointed.]

Hello? Someone in charge, can I speak with you, please? Someone? I can't be here right now, the boat's going to leave without me — it takes thirty minutes to get back, if I miss it I'll be stuck waiting a whole hour! I can't wait a whole hour, there's chores, the laundry won't get done if I'm not — I think I might've left the gas on, is someone theeeeeeeeere?

[The video meanders again; now we're over by the windows, evidently peering out into the void.]

Ohhhhhh, this isn't going to be good, if everyone comes back and I'm not there...

[A pause.]

Oh, no! Can Air Supplena even get phone calls or telegrams from outer space?!

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[DAMN. YOU CAUGHT HIM!!]

Weeeell, that's certainly one reason. But the rest of the crew's good, too. [A beat.] Once you get to know them anyway. Elecman's a little bit of an asshole at times and Mal's kinda weird and makes way too many announcements over the intercom system just to hear her own voice, but other than that it's a great crew!

Those are funny names. Are those your friends?

[Well. Hopefully not the asshole, but still.]

You'll introduce me sometime, right, Jojo?

If I don't, they'll introduce themselves.

[Mal especially because she nosy as all get out, but it's not like the Caprine is all that shy. He is also just now realizing he's probably in for A Lot if Mal and Suzie cross paths. Dammit.]

Anybody gives you a hard time though, just let me know. Doesn't matter if they're on my ship or not.

Really. And what are you going to do, huh, if I let you know?

[GO AHEAD. SHOW OFF THAT TESTOSTERONE, YOU ARE WIDE OPEN AND CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF.]

[DON'T MIND IF I DO, MADAM.]

Let's just say you wouldn't ever have to worry about it happening twice.

[...Honestly, he would fuck a motherfucker up for picking on Suzie. Let's not even joke.]

Mm, I'll remember that! So if I'm in trouble, you better —

[...Oh. Wait. No, no, let's...not think about being in trouble, actually, or about needing...about...]

...haha...better come running.

With Caesar and me around, you don't have anything to worry about, Suzie. First sign of trouble, we'll both be right there. Promise.

[Sure is just gonna speak for Caesar. But he's pretty sure Caesar won't mind, so.]

...Right! And I promise, too, I'll be as brave as I can. Even if there's trouble.

[She nods, doing her best to give the impression that she's more confident in that than she feels.]

[If anyone understands faking until you make it, it's Joseph. So he's not about to call her out on it.]

'Course you will be. You're one of the bravest people I know.

[And that lands a direct hit, too, really it does. Jojo is...Jojo is really something else, when it comes to things like bravery and heroism, so something like that coming from him...

Well. It's not something she can just demur and deflect, and it shows.]

Jojo...

[Score one for Jojo. Ah, she's cute when she's got a look like that on her face! He gives a low chuckle.]

Mm?

[You know, Joseph, you'd be more convincing at playing innocent if you didn't look so full of yourself right now.]

...Don't say things like that and then look so smug about it!

[The most ineffectual protest.]

Smug? I don't know what you're talking about.

[Not that he looks even an iota less smug. In fact, it may be getting worse.]

Oooooh!

[Memo to self: throw something at Jojo first chance she gets.]

Don't smile so much that you stretch out your funny lips even more than they are already!

You call 'em funny, but you're obviously thinking about them a lot to be worried about that.

How can I not? They're right in front of me!

[Joseph crinkles his nose. Why are people in such denial over his sexy lips?]

You're still going to be thinking about them later.

Maybe I am. But maybe I'm not! What're you going to do about it, to be sure?

Maybe I'll kiss you when you least expect it.

[...Uh-huh, Joseph. You keep on talkin' big.]

You can't just go around kissing girls whenever you want, Jojo.

Of course not! But I'm not talking about kissing girls, I'm talking about kissing just you.

Then you'll have to catch up with me first!

Don't think I won't!