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Remus J Lupin ([personal profile] theshabbiestofmen) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2015-12-09 10:07 pm

the one with werewolves

Who: Remus & James; Remus & the crew of the Paisley
Broadcast:
Action: on the Paisley
When: Last week of November!

closed to James;

[They've done this . . . god, he's lost count how many times. Since around fifth year, once a month every month, no matter how many protests Remus has voiced. The routine is always the same-- Remus on his own at first, stripping off his clothes and hanging around awkwardly with his boxers on, waiting for the others. The actual transformation has around a half-hour's time frame, always starting with an ache, always ending with screams.

Even after they graduated, they did it-- not in the Shrieking Shack, and not every month, not with everyone scattered to the wind on Order missions-- but often enough.

So now Remus waits in his room, clad only in shorts, fingers twisted in the blankets nervously. It won't be long now.]


on the Paisley; open to all crew

[The poor crew; what must they have heard? Well, all of it, frankly, which means: at 2300 and 0500 hours, there are screams coming from Remus' room. The door is locked, sealed physically and magically both, no matter what anyone tries to do. They're most definitely painful screams, and if you listen closely you can hear awful sounds-- bones snapping, sobs, Remus whimpering in pain. Fortunately, it only lasts five minutes each time-- and between, there's only silence. Perhaps an occasional whine or the click of dog nails on a hard floor-- but  beyond that, nothing.

After all is said and done, Remus seeks out each of the crew the next day. This is a conversation he'd prefer not to have with any of them-- but there's no way everyone on their ship hadn't heard him screaming. Might as well get this over with. He approaches them all one by one, his expression determined, his body held so tensely he's nearly shaking.]


I'd like to talk to you about last night. The noises you must have heard, the-- the screams and the like. This is a conversation I suppose I ought to have brought up before, but-- regardless. 

closed to Mal;

[The morning after, and Remus is still reeling over the revelations of the night before. The ability to be able to exert control over Moony-- even if it isn't absolute, even if it's only a fraction of a fraction of what James and the others can do-- is astonishing. The ability not to tear his friends to shreds once a month, to not put everyone's lives at risk, to say no and have it actually stick-- he still can't quite believe it. It seems a dream; it's only because James has assured him that he knows it wasn't.

An unconventional transformation. It makes sense, then, that the next day would be unconventional as well. Remus hesitates for quite a while before heading over to Mal's ship. He brings some coffee  as well, more to have an excuse than because he thinks Mal won't accept his company. James is splendid, of course, he couldn't ask for a better friend-- but it would be nice, for once, to be around someone who understands.] 
misterprongs: (✳ c'mon.)

[open to paisley via broadcast!!]

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-12 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ james most definitely made remus sound harmless BECAUSE HE IS!!! but shortly after that message, a half-asleep james turns up with a yawn. ]

M'fine, thanks for asking.

[ jackasses ]

Moony's harmless, don't let him be dramatic.

[ he, of course, is not harmless, but he's perfectly fine so long as he's contained. which he has been. so neener neener pumpkin eater. ]
complicatedliar: (so very unimpressed)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-13 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[This is his convinced face. Not that he cares either way, since he knows he could escape a werewolf if he needed to; he's got all of his magics. But he'll always take the option of poking at someone.]

Pull the other one, it has bells on.
misterprongs: (✳ c'mon.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-13 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
What, did someone not get their beauty sleep last night?

[ mildly enough. ]

Shame.
complicatedliar: (smiling bastard)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-13 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
When one looks this good naturally, beauty sleep is unnecessary.

It's an admirable lie, really. But you might want to aim a little lower if you wish it to be convincing. Not harmless, but rather, in hand. Under control. Not going to break free and feast on all the soft, little, pink humans while they're sleeping peacefully in their beds.
misterprongs: (✳ and then i tipped him upside down.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-13 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
[ james is way too tired for this, good lord. ]

You've got one hell of an overactive imagination.

[ admirably. ]

Not a dog person? And I thought we had something.
complicatedliar: (smirk)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-13 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
You'd best hope you don't ever plumb its true depths.

A cat person, as a matter of fact.

Dogs and wolves are two very different things. Less tail wagging and more considering how nice you might taste.
misterprongs: (✳ fight or flight.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-13 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
You haven't hung out with many dogs.

{ dryly, and james runs his fingers through his hair, in an effort to get out of his eyes.

but in all seriousness -- ]


Have we got a problem, or no?

[ because remus isn't going anywhere, and james (while good natured and super laid back about all of this) won't tolerate any torment of his friend for something he can't necessarily control. ]
complicatedliar: (smile like a blade)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-13 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Dryly:] My brother might as well be one.

I don't particularly care. He's no danger to me. Though I'm amused you think it such a dire secret. I wager most of the people in this fleet would be falling over themselves to be understanding.

The best defense any monster has is a pretty face.
misterprongs: (✳ except for the eyes.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-14 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Remus isn't a monster.

[ it's said evenly, with no hesitation. ]

And it's not so welcome in our world, and I'm not going to risk chances with his safety over idiots who think he's running about ripping out throats when he isn't. And hasn't.
complicatedliar: (smile like a blade)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-14 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I'd be curious to know what his opinion is.

It also isn't much of a secret, considering it's no doubt been captured on camera from all sorts of interesting angles and broadcast. I wonder how many fans he's picked up. What are they called... furries?
misterprongs: (✳ fight or flight.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-16 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ well, remus' opinion is his own, and james knows remus' opinion, and happens to heavily disagree with it. but he won't speak for remus, nor does he comment on the publicity of the transformation. he's trying not to think about it. ]

Werewolves aren't popular in our universe.

[ finally ]

So portraying him as a monster, when he isn't, isn't going to help the population get over their bias.
complicatedliar: (wings)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-17 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
You're not in your universe. The rules change. Use that to your advantage. [Come on, kid, he knows you must be smarter than this. Or at least he'd hoped.]

It all depends upon how one defines a monster.
misterprongs: (✳ fight or flight.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-18 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Old habits die hard.

[ curtly. it's natural, to be suspicious and defensive, when all you've heard in your universe is monster and so on and so forth. ]

And I don't define someone forced into something they can't choose as a monster.
complicatedliar: (Default)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-18 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I shan't claim that habits are useless. They have a way of keeping one alive. But they also have a way of strangling opportunity before it is properly birthed.

[He bares his teeth in an almost audible grin.]

The sharpness of one's teeth and the heat of one's appetite are still fact, whether a burden accepted by choice or no.

[As a fellow monster, he does like needling people just for the fun of it.]
misterprongs: (✳ except for the eyes.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-20 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Why does the sharpness of your teeth or your appetite make you a monster?

I know a hell of a lot more human beings that'd count as monsters over Remus.

[ like idk voldemort and his pack of psychopaths ]
complicatedliar: (so very unimpressed)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-20 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Truly, do you think a semantic argument is your strongest path?
misterprongs: (✳ fight or flight.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-22 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
No.

[ really, at the end, prejudice is stronger than anything james could say ]

But that's not going to change what's true. He isn't a monster. Classifying him like that when he's never hurt a soul isn't going to do him, or people like him, any favors.
complicatedliar: (smirk)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-22 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
I find this interesting, the human conception that monster is a thing one does rather than a thing one is.

Though as a concept, it can be so conveniently forgotten as well.
misterprongs: (✳ love is eternal.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-22 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It should be the human conception.

[ but james' view is not wholly popular within his wizarding circles. sirius' family is the worst example, but many wizarding families hold, at the very least, a mild disdain for werewolves. ]

Why should you be labelled something so negative when you haven't done anything to deserve it?
complicatedliar: (smiling bastard)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-26 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Should. Such a useful word.

[Except completely not.]

Another human phrase springs to mind. Blood tells.
misterprongs: (✳ fight or flight.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-28 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Then lucky Remus hasn't spilled any.

[ curtly ]
complicatedliar: (smile like a blade)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2015-12-28 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
Your loyalty about singing your boyfriend's praises is laudable, I'm sure.

[Just testing that one out for fun.]
misterprongs: (✳ and then i tipped him upside down.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2015-12-31 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ without missing a beat - ]

Yeah, well, I wanted to give him something special for his birthday, like 'not being treated horrifically for a medical condition', but perhaps I stretched too high.
complicatedliar: (when you're stupid it's cute)

[personal profile] complicatedliar 2016-01-04 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Next time try a nice set of edible panties, it'll get the both of you much further.
misterprongs: (✳ stupid idiot.)

[personal profile] misterprongs 2016-01-04 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I'll stick with social justice.

[ dryly ]

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