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Probably the most non-threatening mafia boss you've ever seen

Who: Tsuna and you!
Broadcast: Video to everyone
Action: Open to anyone on the HS Marsiva
When: Now. Now is good.

[Today, there is a very confused boy with a rather wild hairdo on the deck, looking as though he'd just woken up.]

Where am I...?

[He mutters to himself, rubbing at his eye and looking around.]

Hello?

[He waits for a moment, then notices a window nearby. He goes up to it and--]

Hiiiiiie!

[He falls backward and lands on his butt, scrambling backwards.]

N-no! Not this! Anything but this again!

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Ah-

[Oh no, he remembers this about Tsuna. The fact that Tsuna, well- frankly? He made Allen seem at his most spastic seem like a calm and collected person.]

Breath Tsuna- it's okay! You're safe!

Ah-- this isn't... what I think it is, then?

No, no it's not. I assure you.

It's not even Paradisa. We were taken by someone else.

[......in retrospect maybe saying they've been kidnapped AGAIN is not the best way to calm someone down]

[That's a BIG sigh of relief from Tsuna. Really, as long as it's safe, kidnapping is well... he's kind of gotten desensitized to it by now.]

Not Paradisa? Then who this time?

Some people called the Atroma? No one's really seen them yet though.

Apparently this is some sort of show. They take people and put them on spaceships to run.

[wait wat]

A show? Like... a tv show?

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Ah...yes?

That's what they say.

[welp]

... I don't even know what to say to that.

Uh--

I...usually find it best not to think about it too much.

Yeah...

Then, is everybody else here as well?

Just Ino and Crowley. The three of us arrived at the same time.

I haven't heard from anyone else.

Really? Huh...

Wait, so... we're the only ones from Paradisa?

I believe so. Though there are others who seem to come from places similar to the castle. I mean, in the part where they take people from other worlds, at least.

Other places like Paradisa?

[It strikes him as odd that there are other places like Paradisa, though he feels like it shouldn't.]

How strange...

Mm, and unfortunate.

[The last thing he wanted was MORE places like the castle.]

Anyway, it's been safe so far here. Tomorrow you'll probably get assigned to a ship and a position aboard.

[The castle wasn't SO bad... most of the time... some of the time.]

There're different ships? ... position?

[BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT oh wait yes he does... wait, when did he learn about this stuff??]

Yeah...we all get assigned to different ships and we have jobs on those ships that we're assigned.

Like...I'm the medic on the SS Blue Fish!

Ah, I see... I can't imagine what sort of job I would get.

[Janitor, maybe? Possibly the only thing he wouldn't horribly screw up.]

Well, the information about it might have already been uploaded into your mind! Just try to think about it!

[That doesn't sound creepy at all Allen]

... w-what do you mean, uploaded? [yup now he's creeped out]

Ah...

[He brushes some of his loose hairs behind his ear nervously]

Well, everyone when they arrive is implanted with this thing called an "augment". Somehow by connected to our nervous system, it uploads knowledge and skills into us so we can function out here.

E-eh, seriously?!

[He starts looking himself over, searching for this alien device.]

Yes. It's likely on the back of your neck.

Though I don't recommend touching it.

[Tsuna stiffens at that, then forcibly relaxes, because of course his instinct is to touch it and know exactly where it is and what it's like.]

A..alright...

[Whine] Why does stuff like this keep happening...?

It's...probably just our luck, I suppose.

But- look on the bright side! At least we're together...sort of.