Probably the most non-threatening mafia boss you've ever seen

[not_mafia]

Who: Tsuna and you!
Broadcast: Video to everyone
Action: Open to anyone on the HS Marsiva
When: Now. Now is good.

[Today, there is a very confused boy with a rather wild hairdo on the deck, looking as though he'd just woken up.]

Where am I...?

[He mutters to himself, rubbing at his eye and looking around.]

Hello?

[He waits for a moment, then notices a window nearby. He goes up to it and--]

Hiiiiiie!

[He falls backward and lands on his butt, scrambling backwards.]

N-no! Not this! Anything but this again!

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[betterthananetdrama]

[Iko is kind of used to distressed humans at this point. Being on the run from the governments of two worlds will do that. So when she hears the shriek, she comes over to investigate.]

Are you alright?

[not_mafia]

[He jumps a little at the sight of the other person, but she didn't seem like she was about to attack him, thankfully.]

A-ah, yeah, sorry...

[He quickly scrambles to a stand, embarassed.]

U-um... it's safe here, right?

[he does not need another event horizon incident ok]

[betterthananetdrama]

As far as I can. But I haven't checked the closets yet...

[are there closets? doesn't matter.]

[not_mafia]

...eh? What's that supposed to mean?

[lady you are going to give this boy a panic attack]

[betterthananetdrama]

That's where all the scary things are supposed to be, right? [Or at least that's what human stories would say.]

[not_mafia]

Is it? ... I didn't even know spaceships had closets...

[Well, you distracted him enough that he's not panicking anymore. Good job?]

[betterthananetdrama]

[Success? Maybe??]

Well it depends on the type of ship, wouldn't it? Some people pretty much live on spaceships, you know!

[not_mafia]

I... guess so.

[people living on spaceships?? yeah he can't relate]

[betterthananetdrama]

[look at least she's not talking about being a spaceship. yet]

So did you just get here?

[not_mafia]

[oh god please no semi/sentient objects he's already had enough with a soul-sucking castle]

Yeah, I did. ...um, this isn't a world change of Paradisa's again, is it?

[betterthananetdrama]

[EXCUSE U she was an awesome spaceship. even if she really didn't like it that much.]

I don't know what that is, soooo... probably not?

[not_mafia]

Ah, alright.

[Kind of a relief and kind of a disappointment at the same time! Paradisa was pretty cool when it wasn't putting them on crazy-inducing spaceships or turning him into various animals.]

[betterthananetdrama]

What is it, anyway? [She's really never heard of it and she can't quite tell if it's a good or bad thing.]

[not_mafia]

Um, it's... a really weird place. [Yeah.] It took people from other worlds too.

[betterthananetdrama]

[...that is super not helpful.] Wait, so is stealing people from world common?

[not_mafia]

[he doesn't like to talk about it...........] Um, I don't know? These are the only two places I know of, but who knows?

[betterthananetdrama]

[You brought it up!] I hope not. I'm already not super thrilled about this.