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Probably the most non-threatening mafia boss you've ever seen

Who: Tsuna and you!
Broadcast: Video to everyone
Action: Open to anyone on the HS Marsiva
When: Now. Now is good.

[Today, there is a very confused boy with a rather wild hairdo on the deck, looking as though he'd just woken up.]

Where am I...?

[He mutters to himself, rubbing at his eye and looking around.]

Hello?

[He waits for a moment, then notices a window nearby. He goes up to it and--]

Hiiiiiie!

[He falls backward and lands on his butt, scrambling backwards.]

N-no! Not this! Anything but this again!

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Oh... Boy, we've got a screamer....

[says some whispering teenage girl from the other side of the video screen...]

E-eh?

[Tsuna just barely heard that, and now there is some girl staring at him on the screen.

Um.]

...a-ah, did you.. say something?

[she considers for a moment, but...]

...Nah, not really. Hi.

[she waves a little! still whispering.]

You can calm down, you're fine.

A-ah, okay....

[not... sure what's going on with the whispering but it makes him feel weird for being loud so ladhfgsdf room-level voice now!]

What is this place?

[well... she ain't gonna stop. fairy curse. :C ]

Uh, as far as anyone can tell...? That's "Marsiva", and you're not part of some weird reality TV show in space.

[at least you're not cursed to be a screamer???]

... a TV show? [wat]

In space. Yeah. [so helpful.]

[the most helpful!]

That's, um.... different... [tsuna has no idea how his life just keeps getting weirder and weirder.]

So, um. Welcome, I guess.

[...yeah, that's a theme around here...]

Thanks?

[you would think after having a hitman baby for a tutor the weirdness would have plateaued off]

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