002. text

[cephalon]

Who: Ordis and YOU
Broadcast: fleetwide text
Action: probably not!
When: now!

Inquiry:

is every person stationed in this fleet of orokin human descent? Logic would dictate that such would be highly improbable, what with how many beings are apparently about.

Additionally, unrelated, do there exist records of previous crews of any ship?

(no subject)

[takingkarabusiness]

Who: Kara & co
Broadcast: fleet-wide
Action: S.S. Tourist
When: now! and whenever

[ In her video transmission, Kara has her blonde hair up in a messy topknot, wearing standard-issue clothes. She pushes her glasses up the bridge of her nose and looks a little sheepish ]

Um. Hi! Sorry to send this to everyone... Well, I had a question I wanted to pose to everyone but then another thing came up and...

Does anyone know how to reattach a door to a washing machine? I had a little mishap... and I still have a lot of laundry to get done. Anyway, it'd be awful if I didn't at least ask how to put it back the way it was.

The second thing is completely unrelated. Does anyone else feel really weird about wanting friends or family to show up? I don't think I'd wish this experience on anyone against their will, but as long as we're going to be here... it'd be nice to have familiar faces, don't you think? How do you deal with the conflict?

And is there any way to request they bring crullers with them?

(no subject)

[ino]

Who: Yamanaka Ino
Broadcast: Video
Action: Iskaulit
When: Today

[ The camera is pointed at everyone's favorite (or, you know, least favorite) blonde ninja, and she appears to be sitting amongst some plants. Guess who's already gotten sick of the pollution on the planet?

If you guessed Ino, you would be right.

But the air isn't the only thing she's sick of. If you know her well, you know that the expression on her face means she's ready to rant about something. And here she goes: ]

All right, look. I tried to be nice about it, and respectful of the local culture and all that, but I just can't hold it in any more!

Doesn't anyone else just think these stupid masks are the most hideous thing you've ever seen?

I mean, I get that they serve the purpose they're intended to serve, which is keeping everyone from dying slowly, but come on! They've clearly had time to start thinking of them as a fashion accessory, because they're decorating them now. So why can't they make the general shape of them a little less, well, ugly? Even if you cover it in diamonds and pearls, it still makes you look like some kind of creepy weirdo that skulks around in alleys. There's got to be some kind of technology somewhere in the universe that can combat the pollution and not look like something you found in a dumpster. Right?

[ She huffs, folding her arms across her chest. ]

Anyways, if anyone needs me, I'll be in the garden, where I can actually breathe.