mongoosecrowWho: Gil and OPEN
Broadcast: Text
When: During calibrations
[It's terrible poetry time with Gil again. He's bored, and hates calibrations. The last time, he learned that Earth was attacked by Reapers and this time he feels like a voyeur peeking in on people without their consent.
It's creepy.
So, obviously, that means write bad poetry right?]
Clearly, this is an excuse to mess with our heads
At least we get time to bond over our past horrors.
Lame that we never have any say about it
Indeed, would it be better if they handed out consent forms?
But when have they ever done anything like that?
Really, I’m starting to doubt they know what consent is.
And that’s never a good sign is it?
Though at least we can look out for one another
In fact, some of you are really awesome.
Only to be stuck with nonsense like this.
Next time, I vote we have a party instead, and I’m still
Salty that this nonsense delayed my date.