who thought moose guards was a good idea anyway?!

[rebella]

Who: Ella & you!
Broadcast: Audio, Fleet-wide?
Action: On Planet
When: Now

Hello? Is this working?

( Ella's keeping her voice low. Something whines near her communicator. She make a hushing sound in return before continuing to talk. )

I really hope it is... uh, if anyone's out there, do you have any... pointers... on how to escape a guard deer when you've been treed in an ice sculpture with a fox?

( Problems where children demand your assistance in rescuing their lost fox. Problems when you have to listen to direct orders. There' a loud THWACK and Ella tucks the fox in closer to her abdomen and pull her legs up while she hauls herself up another branch of the odd sculpture. There's one heck of a big moose huffing and circling this ice-carving tree-bird-angel she's climbed into. )

Comments

[betterthananetdrama]

A guard... deer?

audio

[heresyandlace]

...Are you made of leaves?

[what is even going on here.]

[parricida]

That's a rather unique problem, I must say. Though can you not simply ignore the deer?

[carreau]

[ Oh nooo his crew is in trouble! One of them, anyway. But still, as the captain of the SS Bishop, he can't let that continue!

...and so a young man who is probably at least 50% snow at this time is coming over. That sure is a moose. But it's smaller than a wyvern.

..............but he kind of wants to ride it. But! Crew comes first. ]

Hey, hey, do you want me to get rid of it for you?

audio

[ladiesss]

[h-hey crewmate. as quiet as she is, she sounds kind of... concerned.]

Dude... Dude.

I think that's a moose.