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driftfleet2016-01-01 10:53 am
falconing) wrote in driftfleet2016-01-01 10:53 am
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Who: Han Solo [falconing] and YOU.
Broadcast: Network-wide!
Action: The Huntress.
When: Now!
[ han solo, on board the huntress, has had a tumultuous week. nothing in comparison to his friends (though, really, if his long-lost family showed up here, han probably wouldn't be able to recognize them, let alone marginally care), but tiring all the same. he's been collecting information from passerby and explored arslae quite a bit. now, he's ready to talk on the network.
of sorts, anyway.
han is sitting at his pilot station in the huntress, and there are some missing panels and things being rearranged and han setting up his chair just the way he likes it. there's no chewbacca here (annoyingly, and, if han admits it, depressingly), so han is doing the work on his own. with some interruptions.
after a moment or two of thinking, han decides to speak.
(if he were smart, he would've figured out what he wanted to say beforehand, but that shit isn't for corellian smugglers.) ]
So I guess I've been assigned to the Huntress, and I've met most of you on board so far... but greetings, salutations, whatever. I'm Han Solo, your new pilot. I'd apologize for the mess, but you'll thank me later.
[ probably. if he doesn't blow up the ship first. ]
I've got a few questions about this Fleet -- one, how many people around here have actually set foot off planet before coming here? Two, any of you know how to fly a ship before getting here? Second part -- who here is a pilot? And three, if any of you have seen a Wookiee by the name of Chewbacca -- he's tall, furry, growls a lot, might've threatened to kill you once or twice -- steer him in my direction. He's harmless. Mostly.
[ han seems to be ready to leave it there, but he glances toward his station before resettling his focus on the camera with a grin, eyes bright. to those who know han solo, esteemed general of the rebellion and captain of the millennium falcon, you can almost be guaranteed what is about to come out of his mouth is no good. ]
So who wants to test out how fast these buckets of bolts can go?
[ confirmed. ]
falconing] and YOU.Broadcast: Network-wide!
Action: The Huntress.
When: Now!
[ han solo, on board the huntress, has had a tumultuous week. nothing in comparison to his friends (though, really, if his long-lost family showed up here, han probably wouldn't be able to recognize them, let alone marginally care), but tiring all the same. he's been collecting information from passerby and explored arslae quite a bit. now, he's ready to talk on the network.
of sorts, anyway.
han is sitting at his pilot station in the huntress, and there are some missing panels and things being rearranged and han setting up his chair just the way he likes it. there's no chewbacca here (annoyingly, and, if han admits it, depressingly), so han is doing the work on his own. with some interruptions.
after a moment or two of thinking, han decides to speak.
(if he were smart, he would've figured out what he wanted to say beforehand, but that shit isn't for corellian smugglers.) ]
So I guess I've been assigned to the Huntress, and I've met most of you on board so far... but greetings, salutations, whatever. I'm Han Solo, your new pilot. I'd apologize for the mess, but you'll thank me later.
[ probably. if he doesn't blow up the ship first. ]
I've got a few questions about this Fleet -- one, how many people around here have actually set foot off planet before coming here? Two, any of you know how to fly a ship before getting here? Second part -- who here is a pilot? And three, if any of you have seen a Wookiee by the name of Chewbacca -- he's tall, furry, growls a lot, might've threatened to kill you once or twice -- steer him in my direction. He's harmless. Mostly.
[ han seems to be ready to leave it there, but he glances toward his station before resettling his focus on the camera with a grin, eyes bright. to those who know han solo, esteemed general of the rebellion and captain of the millennium falcon, you can almost be guaranteed what is about to come out of his mouth is no good. ]
So who wants to test out how fast these buckets of bolts can go?
[ confirmed. ]
video;
Don't worry -- you'll be out of here in a few months, more than likely. That's how it generally works.
[ LMAO, Han ... ]
We all get paychecks from them -- didn't you know that?
video;
[ han solo has Expectations okay ]
video;
[ Are you a prince or a rich person or something, Han ... ]
video;
I got yanked from a party, Captain.
I want to be compensated for emotional distress.
[ LIFE WAS DISRUPTED INO ]
video;
Sorry to say it, but I think they could probably care less about how much emotional distress you've got going on. If you really want to be compensated, you'd better get on creating some drama now. You get paid way more if you've got girls fighting over you or someone trying to kill you or something like that.
[ She pauses, before adding: ]
Don't actually die, though, that would be unfortunate.
video;
I'm not having girls fight over me anytime soon, and I'm good with not dying.
[ SIGH. BACK TO BEING POOR. ]
And here I thought being a hero was worth something.
video;
It's not worth anything if no one knows you're a hero. You'll have to earn the title again now that you're here.
video;
[ he's totally content with just not.
or he keeps telling himself.]