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[bb_wolf]

Who: Bigby and any poor soul around
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport
When: As the Fleet leaves the last planet.


[Some special souls decide they don't give a fuck about staying with the Fleet.

While it might be the only way home, to Big, it has always been just a pain. He would rather stay on world and work on getting home form there than get back on that ship with no space and mechanical smells.

So when the ships leave, he doesn't. He stays on world, loping through the forests, chasing and hunting and glutted like he hasn't been in centuries.

Which is all well and good until the Fleet passes a threshold he didn't even know about, and he feels a frozen chill in his bones and then there's a giant wolf jammed into the Bloodsport's bridge, banging his head, then tripping over consoles.]

Goddamn mother fucker!

[A giant wolf with Bigby's voice and a potty mouth.

He starts trying to untangle himself enough that he can shape shift back.

And at least his clothes, neatly bundled and piled up, are on the floor somewhere under his giant feet.]

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[tallasaking]

[Well. That is not something you see every day.

In fact Tyrion could say that he has never seen that on a single day, come to think of it.

He leans back, rubbing his chin.]

... You know, my kith and kin thought direwolves were dangerous before. Wait until I can inform them they curse like sailors as well.

[bb_wolf]

[The video feed isn't very clear from the communicator, because he's trying to get himself sorted out.

There is a deep, rumbling growl of unhappiness and a big yellow eye fills the camera feed.]

I'll do more than curse like a fucking sailor if I ever get my teeth on the nutsack of these chicken shit pieces of dirt!"

[tallasaking]

[Tyrion's lips twitch, faintly, before he stated simply.]

Perhaps if you stop struggling, you can free yourself long enough to do said biting?

[bb_wolf]

[Big snarls.]

I know how to manage my own body, human! There's not enough space, which is why I tried to stay on the planet to begin with!

[He might have to shift and hope for the best. He has a leg stuck between a seat and console.]

[tallasaking]

I hate to call you a liar ...

[No, no he really didn't.]

However it appears that you could use some outside help, with your body.

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[lostthebet]

[Cayde likes hanging out on the bridge. He likes looking out at Space and relishing in the fact that he's not cooped up in the Tower (even if he still gets bored as balls without anything to really fight or do here).]

[What he doesn't like is suddenly getting flung towards the wall and pinned there by a furry Wolf butt. Hey Bigby hope you like Robot Unicorn horn poking into your flank.]

Somebody better move their giant furry ass before I move it for them.

[bb_wolf]

[Big growls and struggles again and is clearly having trouble with getting anything like enough space to safely shift himself.]

Get your pointy head out of my ass!

[He kicks out, but he can't hit Cayde. Again, not enough space.

What he does manage is pulling himself into something of a ball and then exhaling, letting himself shrink down.

A bit. The wolf man is much smaller than the wolf, but still a lot bigger than a person should really be, thickly furred and agitated.]

[lostthebet]

You're the one put your ass on my pointy head! [He shoves back, getting ready to unleash a shock of Arc energy if things don't get a little more spacious soon. Bigby might feel a bit of static by Cayde, but as the Wolf shrinks down, Cayde lets the current return inward; he won't needlessly shock anyone.]

Damn Bigs, what happened? Thought you were keeping the Wolf Act for the road.

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby shakes himself out, but he's too pissed off to get himself down any further and back into his usual mask.]

I was on the fucking planet! I jumped ship.

[mikangirl]

[Some of us are not privy to the fact that you're a giant goddamned wolf, Bigby.

So excuse Nami as her first response to his appearing on the bridge is an ear splitting shriek of alarm and nearly falling out of her chair. Actually, no nearly about it. Thud. See, this is why she needs her magical weather spear--

-- wait she knows that voice.]

What the hell!?

[bb_wolf]

[Bigby isn't too happy about the situation either.]

Fucking, ow! I don't fucking fit on this shot hole tin cans, you perverted, jack off bastards!

... Nami? Don't move, I don't want to step on you.

[mikangirl]

[The voice is familiar enough. Once she places it most of the panic switches straight to bewilderment. But as requested, she doesn't move.]

...have you always been a giant wolf?

[bb_wolf]

No.

[Nami isn't aggravating. That helps him focus on pulling himself back together.]

I was a small wolf when I was born.

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[pompous_today]

[Simon heard the cursing before he actually saw who it came from... and having never encountered Bigby as a wolf, he froze at the door to the bridge, unable to decide if he should back off or try to help somehow.]

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[bb_wolf]

[Bigby's nose shoves out the door.]

Do not even think of coming in. There's no room.

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[pompous_today]

R-right.

[Simon swallowed and backed up a few steps, but stopped. He was quickly coming to accept bizarreness, and part of him was still needling himself- you realize that's a talking wolf, right? but his own desire to help overrode that moment of reflection.]

Is there something I can do to help?

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[bb_wolf]

Doubt it.

[The massive nose shoved out through the door, followed by the rest of the head, with unblinking, glowing yellow eyes.

And promptly bangs against the doorframe, vanishing back inside.]

Mother fucker.

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[preformthisneigh]

[You know what are some of the apex predators in Equestria? GIANT WOLVES WITH GLOWY EYES, THAT'S WHAT.

For a second, Cheese very almost panics, he flattens himself down by his communicator, trying to decide the best way to run.

Then the giant wolf speaks, and he looks again. It's not made of wood. It's not a Timberwolf. That's...something. He's still going to proceed with utmost caution, though.]

Um. Are you usually a wolf or is this a wacky Atroma thing?

[Pleasebethelatterpleasebethelatter. ]

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[bb_wolf]

[Well... oops?

He isn't made of wood. And he makes a point of not eating sentient things anymore.]

Neither. I'm not usually a wolf because this body doesn't fucking fit on these ships!

[There's a hefty clunk as he tries to look into the communicator and hits his head on the ceiling.]

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[preformthisneigh]

[Um

Well. That. ]

So. You can... turn into a wolf?

[Actually, that's a billion times worse because: ]

...Are you a Changeling?

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[bb_wolf]

No.

I can turn into a human.

[He's getting his frustration under control and starts to shrink himself down into something wolfman like, crouching down and focusing on his rough breathing.]

I'm not a Changeling.

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[birdsbirdsbirds]

[Robin shows up pretty fast, less because of the noises and more because he felt a big source of blood appear out of nowhere on his ship. but then he shows up to find a giant wolf stumbling around the bridge. his own helpful swearing is mostly out of surprise, honest.]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[bb_wolf]

Yes, clearly this is all just a giant joke on you.

[Stumbling around the bridge would imply he has more room than he does. ]

Do not come in here.

[birdsbirdsbirds]

[yep, that's Bigby's voice. Bigby's a giant wolf monster.]

As if there was any gods-damned room. Are you breaking shit?

[he doesn't walk in, but he does lean and stand up on his tip-toes and try to see over the mass of fur in front of him; is he going to spend the next leg of their journey repairing a bunch of busted consoles, or what?]

[bb_wolf]

I. Don't. KNOW.

[The last bit is not a roar, but it's certainly a bit loud and growly.

Also, you'd have more luck looking under. Long legs, slender (ish) wolf. Nine foot at the shoulder means there's clearance under him.]

Look, stop being an irritating shit and I'll be able to focus on getting back into my other fucking skin.