duck tales, oo-ooh!

[frigidaire]

Who: Crew & Visitors of the Wonderduck
Action: The Wonderduck
When: a mingle for the month of January!

[ come one, come all, crew members and visitors alike. come play terrible rec-room games or eat awful, overly processed food! or just mingle! ]

Comments

[fedupwithyourbull]

Field rations can be healthy, but still disgusting. It sounds like those.

... A burger would be nice, though.

[frigidaire]

Jade can make real vegetables, but even those get old after a while. We were able to hunt on the planet, so there's some meat for sharing but it's not like Earth.

[fedupwithyourbull]

I didn't think we had enough room for a garden.

Is "Earth" where you're from?

[frigidaire]

I don't think she needs a garden, per se... she has this weird bracelet that she can use to make them. I think.

[ space tech really makes no sense to him, okay? ]

Oh. Yeah. Earth is the planet I like on, anyway. California is where I'm from.

[fedupwithyourbull]

A... bracelet that produces vegetables?

I see... We really are all from different worlds.

[frigidaire]

Yeah, I don't know, it's pretty weird. You'll meet a lot of people like that here.

[ he shrugs a little. ] I mean there are wereolves, dog people, bird people, weird people -- you'll get used to it.

[fedupwithyourbull]

[well, if you wanted to see her suddenly snap all of her focus onto you, you just figured out how.]

... You mentioned a 'bird dude', as well. There are Faunus here?

[frigidaire]

Yeah, see, I don't know what a Faunus here, but maybe. Our captain is Bird Dave, he's some weird boy bird hybrid. You'll see him -- he's hard to miss.

[ kid with huge black bird wings? yeah totally normal. ]

[fedupwithyourbull]

You don't know what Faunus are?

[she stops dead, trying to figure that out. She knows about people who don't like Faunus, but... to not know what they are is a little different.]

[frigidaire]

Not exactly ringing a bell here, sorry.

[ he's hard of a lot of strange supernatural things, but Faunus? it doesn't exactly sound familiar. everything back home has much lamer names, honestly. ]

[fedupwithyourbull]

Faunus are... people who mostly resemble humans, but with a trait that resembles that of an animal's. Like a tail, or claws, or horns.

[frigidaire]

RIght, so would werewolves count as Faunus? They're not always showing animal traits, but...

[ a shrug ] Is that what they're called where you're from?

[fedupwithyourbull]

Werewolves only exist in stories, where I'm from. So, no. Though, I suppose a Faunus could be one.